Bryce Ritzen

JD Candidate 2026
USMC Veteran
Former Coach and Teacher

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@netflix the home run derby is not a PGA tour major. You can have some fun. This terrible, just do better at life

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@OKWildlifeDept if not gift? Why gift shaped?

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@JDVance There’s three of us now

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@tacobell no you don’t get the location. I ain’t selling out no one

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@JDVance @VP I think we might be related. You can respond to random Yankee fans but not another Marine

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Day 2 @JDVance

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America is so back.

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Madrid-based vocalist Karina Pasian sings the U.S. National Anthem for the first-ever NFL game in Spain.

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@nypost America is so back.

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Day 4 @WhiteHouse @USMC

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Day 2 @JDVance

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Day 3. Watching college football waiting for a response. @WhiteHouse help me out here

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@JDVance I never met my dad. My Facebook has blown up of several memes of me during the past year about you. Think we are brothers? People say we look alike. Thoughts?

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@JDVance I never met my dad. My Facebook has blown up of several memes of me during the past year about you. Think we are brothers? People say we look alike. Thoughts?

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I would like to thank https://t.co/ziTimG26MX for being a wonderful company. They have been truly helpful and their customer is top notch through a very difficult time. Thank you guys and very helpful tips given through emails. I really appreciate it. Didn’t know this was a corp.

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With everything going on in the news. Ohtani released a commercial for New Balance where he spoke perfect English. Anyone want to bet that he knew English this whole time, or should we just take the under on how fast he learned English? #news #overlooked

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NFL: hey we need a singer for the national anthem
Chiefs: look we got a guy who’s engaged to this one singer and she’s pretty well known.
NFL: Na my cousin plays a bass and his friend has a saxophone.
Brazil: yeah we got this pretty girl that will do ours.
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Who doesn’t have pasta salad that I make at a grocery store? @Publix I won the Taco Bell war and you picked this fight. I don’t bbq without my pasta salad mix and you failed. This is on you. Do better o we have pub subs. You know what @HEB has prime Tomahawks, you have no idea.

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@tacobell @givebigmamakiss Wow @tacobell you help her but where’s the Gorditas you took them away

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@tacobell yall took the Gorditas back off the menu. This war is back and you took my happiness