Ritz O'Husky

veni. vidi. veci.

[Ritz O'Husky @ritzohusky]

@rydudebro @aelfred_D Avoid the champagne, embrace the real pain.

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@CherylThaxton @JoanneMason11 To the Dark Side of the force they lead.

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Oldie but a goodie.

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"When there’s a hole in your net, you don’t need a bigger net; you need a smaller hole."

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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@eclectic_evntde Nestle Toulouse?

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@brianeskow A lot of zeros.

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I'm planning a trip to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. But before I go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu I'd like to learn to pronounce 'Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu' correctly.

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A pun that melts in your mouth.

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@physicsgeek "Bunny boiling nut jobs" was worth the price of admission.

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@Latentem Sgt Foley was mine.

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@milkshakee76 "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!"

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"I want to be the greatest limbo dancer of all time!"

Why set such a low bar for yourself?

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@rydudebro E for me. French Riviera and pretty much Italy. Looks like Milan and Venice made it in by a hair.

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I bought a new cash register today. There was a label on the box: "Cash not included".

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If an optimist saw a newborn child with "666" marked on its head, she would say: "You're looking at it upside down: it's really '999'".

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@Airaasayss How many sides does a circle have? 2: an inside and an outside.

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@Aestheticsn1 -9, 5. m can be -7 or 7. n has to be 2.

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@Latentem @Rand_Simberg And there's always Ooter.