Ryan

full-time dreamer

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Nutritionist: “Your diet is poor.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is bad.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@MISTYFALLS1991 Keep the dream alive!

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@ExLibrisNemo With all due respect, there is no better place to dumb than this hellsite.

[Ryan @rydudebro]

HE DID NOTHING WRONG

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Ryan @rydudebro]

Wise, wise words

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@bellavery I'm so sorry. It's tough to let a good dog go. Praying for all of you.

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Good public transit is key for an affordable, walkable city. That's why I'm riding the D on election day. @metrolosangeles

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@aelfred_D Seriously wtf

[Ryan @rydudebro]

Tell me you’ve never driven from El Paso to Abilene without telling me.

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.

[Ryan @rydudebro]

B, and I might need more than two weeks to work my way around the distilleries in Scotland.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@psforpublius We’re crowdsourcing this. We should get at least 5%.

[Ryan @rydudebro]

Hollywood, we need a Mission Impossible and Fast & Furious crossover, stat!

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@eclectic_evntde Either one works

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@psforpublius They’d make a ba-jillion dollars

[Ryan @rydudebro]

When you’ve lost Kelly Kapowski, you’ve lost America.

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Ryan @rydudebro]

@nypost

[Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley]

There is only one way to save this Semiquincentennial

We need to throw the best damn talent show the country has ever seen.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Did he even think about this before sending it out?

[Ryan @rydudebro]

Tbh better than anything Eminem ever did

[Ryan @rydudebro]

Why is James crying?