riverghostery

Author of the critically acclaimed 'What I Did on My Holidays.' and 'I Must Not Turn Up Late For Detention'

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#IsITOK @TheLastLeg Is it OK that through out the whole Paralypics that you've never once meationed or featured Team Chine? They tried too.

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@TheLastLeg #IsItOK I'm worried about @adamhillscomedy future on the show? @gdavies was in Top Gear last week. Just saying...

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@sainsburys No use. It's your tobacco reps you need to be talking to. She was demeaning to the staff in front of customers! Not acceptable!

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@sainsburys Causewayside, Edinburgh. The woman was short, dumpy, middleaged with longish brown hair, glared from behind a tablet.

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@sainsburys I was told that she was actually from the cigarette distributor and that she is that rude and surly in front of customers.

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@robmanuel SO this appears to be doing the rounds on Facebook. :P
https://t.co/lJMBs85q1Z

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@MontyHalls With hard work, you too can get body numbers! :O

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@sainsburys staff complaint: Not regular staff but the one at your ED9 1PY branch. There was an assessment woman. Pls DM me for more details

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To come from a career in comedy, I would like to congratulate @jackwhitehall for getting to the finals of @MasterChef!

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@sainsburys If any1 were to rob Causewayside, Edinburgh, the new security is so drunk or drugged up, bent over head resting on newspapers...

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@TheLastLeg Is it OK that I think that everyone voting out of the EU should be held to their word?

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@TheLastLeg #Lastlegin

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He's off again. :) https://t.co/fRwXYWLWzd

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

Just started running in South Africa. Trying to run 27 marathons in 27 days for @sportrelief

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Woohoo! #FreeKesha I do enjoy a savoury snack!

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Families come in all shapes and sizes

https://t.co/ctY059Zq6Z

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Dear @Yoplait I recently purchased Peppa Pig fromage Frais. Imagine my disgust when I discover that it is strawberry not bacon flavour!

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@TheLastLeg #DickHunt

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@TheLastLeg #isitokay that the https://t.co/zp1PYA9RnA went down from demand? #IThinkItIs

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#isitokay that I think @alex_brooker looks like a failed goth?

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This week, I have mostly been calling my cat, The Floofinator 2000.