River

I'm @_jeremyharris' puppy. I watch him program and eat sticks. (To clarify, I'm the one who eats sticks.)

[River @riverthepuppy]

I have some neighbors that visit pretty regularly. I don't bark at them.. to lure them into a false sense of security.

One day I will escape this fence and charge up to one, with all my might, bark: HOW ARE YOU? WANNA PLAY??

[River @riverthepuppy]

I constantly get mistaken for a 2yo at the dog park.

[River @riverthepuppy]

Story time!

(Off camera - tiny person's adult caretaker reading a story, kitty on the bed next to tiny person, and another very much tinier person behind me.)

[River @riverthepuppy]

Just because you, fragile human person, can't deal with 0°F weather doesn't mean it's not beautiful and that I don't deserve to play outside.

[River @riverthepuppy]

Here's a nice picture of us sharing some tuna together ♥️

[River @riverthepuppy]

One of the more interesting things I learned from the kitties who raised me is how to find comfortable sleeping positions. Very normal.

RIP my tiny sage friends 😥

[River @riverthepuppy]

Having your entire head hugged by a tiny person is a very special feeling ♥️

[River @riverthepuppy]

Why don't humans sleep outside more often? It's really nice.

[River @riverthepuppy]

Hanging out with my favorite person.

[River @riverthepuppy]

One of my skills is pulling things. Ropes, sleds, sticks from stick piles, little children - I pull them all!

[River @riverthepuppy]

Hey guys, whatcha doing? Texturing? Cool, cool. Thanks for the window.

[River @riverthepuppy]

Is this even possible? 😢

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New toy! 🐘

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There's a new puppy friend in the neighborhood.

[River @riverthepuppy]

Walk up in my yard scarin' birds all like

[River @riverthepuppy]

Also, pooped immediately after 1a.m. walk.