DeeWillRize

political nihilist. anticipatorily obedient. opinions are someone else's. billionaires are looking out for us. please put a chip in my skull

[DeeWillRize @RizeDee]

I Like Politician

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we hired the guy who is all over the Epstein files, who was Epstein's best bud, to release the Epstein files and it didn't happen?

[tim russ @timruss2]

It was found in Texas. It destroys cattle too. It was still in other countries and the US put in programs to ensure it wouldn’t enter the US again. 60 years of success.
Until Trump cut the funding, and now it’s back in the US. Are we Great Again yet?

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Excellent, I was worried our “even the leftists love the reflecting pool” emails weren’t sent out.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Meriwether Farms was founded by a hardcore conservative and former Trump 1.0 alum btw

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[DeeWillRize @RizeDee]

@TheStefanSmith really?! i was reliably told over and over that they were making a fortune off of money laundering from the war in Ukraine

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@gothburz @HunterBiden Just let the guy wet his beak this time around, what is the big deal?

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no way he is this dumb

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

California keeps dumping votes. Odds are shifting because the vote dumps always seem to go one way.

Count until you get the result you want?

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@RonDeSantis @RandomP97494379 you are garbage

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@KyleLascoShow @HunterBiden no way you are this dumb

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@McFaul @EthanBearman or does he?

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@atrupar @AntiToxicPeople Bessent here all but admitting that the executive branch needs to be put into order...

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@NateSilver538 @AlexiLalas please consider that it may not be "common", but "insane" is probably not the correct word choice here

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@PollTracker2024 Romney can still win if Biden has the courage to do the right thing.

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@lukeappleton for sure. they sound dumb as all hell when they say them out loud, but ya

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@Favwontmiss everybody showers with their back to the showerhead.

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The cofounder of Palantir has moved to Argentina...

[Latinometrics @LatamData]

ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership.

(NYT)

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@jappleby @TheDemocrats I don't think anybody cares about the @TheDemocrats tweet, nobody cares about your tweet in response, and nobody really cares about anything anymore. We are dead inside because our hopes and dreams have dried up, but do enjoy the scolding.

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@Mappy6984 ya, Stiller being happy and talking with people and you bitterly criticizing him does make him look really bad!