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Raising my daughter to be the best TIRF she can be.

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@elonmusk @MerriamWebster , I left my dictionary in my portmanteau, but I think #incestimate sounds cromulent enough to be real?

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@jmg23elm @DollarCars This is Tampa. Apparently they are a disaster everywhere?

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@DollarCars looks like overbooking in Orlando. Can't get help!

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The line at @DollarCars in Tampa. Wtf?

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@MarkBrooksArt That soapbox was looking lonely without Stan. Thank you for standing up.

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@DelfinaDino Ha ha. You got ratio-ed because everyone else is dumb. Brilliant tweet.

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@TRowePrice @ryanjohnson3 How about acknowledging that there is a problem?

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@GailSimone This, but with the real Thor (Jane Foster).

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@LadyZweihander @GailSimone Gwenpool.

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@anandoff @olgakhazan

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@GailSimone

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@SaraJBenincasa Someone who is hot, dumb, nice, excited about eating a** and livid about time-f**kery.

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@RVAwonk Almost as confused as the Twitter AI trying to figure out how to crop this photo in my feed. I think it went for "dramatic reveal" mode.

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@woketopus I thought this was about the hallucinogen PCP and was very confused by the comments.

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@anne_theriault You keep stealing your 10yo's material and the @nytimes is gonna start a hash tag about #BadArtMom .

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@GailSimone

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@DanaSchwartzzz Francis was 16 when he died, so if you didnt FF all the sex scenes, you're a perv ( like me).

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@MohanadElshieky I thought Joey Gibson was the villain of Portlandia?

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@AngryBlackLady A sheet full of farts is going to crush your foot? I'm so confused.

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@clearlylori @SnowflakeKA @RVAwonk @ClaraJeffery I'm sure he has people who can do that sort of thing for him, and they are now doing that thing full time.