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Lawyer. Harley. Dog.

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@Nonaligned18514 @madrid_mike @EmmaVigeland 💀

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The Patriots breezing through the easiest schedule in NFL history only to face the Seahawks in the Super Bowl

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@marksbury @TheDemocrats He was falling to the ground when the agent pulled his gun. Are you serious?! This was a murder sanctioned by our government

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@chill_galad @Mrgunsngear Who is they? Obviously the people of Seattle are overwhelmingly in favor if that poll is accurate?

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@IdahoLitigation @frozenaesthetic A lot of things were different in the 80s. For example, Quaaludes existed.

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@TrueFactsStated We only thought we were. The election of Donald Trump shows the world, and us, that we ARE the bad guys.

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@lawyersgunclub Bangers and mash

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@elonmusk Just don’t use smart summon.

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@patrickbyers @elonmusk @Tesla I think Elon is already watching me for posting that.

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Decided to use smart summon after work from about 100yds to the right of the car in a relatively empty lot. Tesla turned left instead, crashed into a parked car. Several thousand in damage and likely raised insurance. @elonmusk @Tesla

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@elonmusk Will you open source the smart summon on my Tesla so this doesn’t happen again?

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@AngieMentink where’d whoooo goooooo hahaha #topgun #SeaUsRise

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@tophercarlisle @kairyssdal @CarlisleByers I agree. The Oxford comma decreases ambiguity overall, helps define conjunctive and disjunctive lists, and it gives grammar nerds like me one more thing to be picky about.

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@TODAYshow stop spoiling the Super Bowl ads! 😭 c’mon man.

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@EVEProGuides @elonmusk Space X can launch a rocket, execute separation from the payload, and then land itself upright on a boat, but truck drivers on here think they cant make a truck back up to a loading dock in a parking lot 🤣🤣 Good news, there will be retraining options

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If men express concern that they’re now at a disadvantage in education for example, they are shamed as being anti-feminist. “Men were privileged so now it’s women’s turn” is not progress. It’s regression. It’s not zero-sum. https://t.co/rfLUtzrF14

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What he says to the cop towards the end is troubling. “What’s next?” In the best light imaginable, this guy at least has no idea how much he has been indoctrinated by ignorance. Our country is broken. #racism https://t.co/MlKRKkGQFk

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⁦@CarlisleByers⁩ A city and county in Ohio just teamed up to wipe out up to $240 million in crushing medical debt for their residents by buying it at a fraction of the cost https://t.co/PuKfvZteAx

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Conservative extremists are convincing themselves they have the moral high ground under authority of God, then commit and reward violence on people who disagree with them. Ring any bells? AQ, ISIS, Nazis, KKK, Trump Republicans. https://t.co/99UdweGISu

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A high school student's mural angers idiot, bigoted parents over what they say are hidden messages. …Ok, I added a little to that description. https://t.co/djVvyqrdUm