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[rj @rjcole_]

me as a scorpio seeing how everyone’s worst relationship was with a scorpio:

[rj @rjcole_]

me everytime i go somewhere

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I go somewhere and realize I should have stayed at home

[Greg @fkngreg]

Me with the girl who yells at me

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“These edibles ain’t shit”

Moments later:

[🐺4L @VicNCOB_]

“ you look nice with your lil haircut ”

Me :

[🐌 @Wheeema]

When they start asking me how i know about things they never told me

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Me when I can hear people chewing:

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Me to her on the first date

[rj @rjcole_]

https://t.co/tQK6VuzT3A

[rj @rjcole_]

https://t.co/vIZAOt1a5U

[Trust God Bro @trustgodbro]

God, I trust your timing.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Call me Peter Griffin the way I’m at the Lois point in my life

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

just to feel something

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

idgaf who doing better than me. im doing better than i was before. its me vs me.

[rj @rjcole_]

it’s me im old

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing

[bear @iamblackbear]

you made me wanna live forever

now i wanna die

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.