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Smooth seas never made skilled sailors

[Mikey 🏆🏆 @Mikey_CPFC]

“Chelsea-Strasbourg” being labeled as a single-club entity but Palace can’t play in Europa League

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

Pontius Pilate on the third day:

[Scott Willis 🏆 @scottjwillis]

I am very happy for Jesus here. The guy has needed this and it looked borderline over over. Give us a lifeline of hope that you have a use over the next couple weeks.

[TS @swingitthroughX]

Congrats on the @UVMmsoccer natty @ryenarussillo

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

@ZachLowy @punsix Mes que un club

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Tiger Woods’ wife beat him up with a golf club on Thanksgiving after she went through his phone and found texts from a mistress while he was passed out from ambien and then he drove into a fire hydrant.

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

You’ll never sing that!

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has received a prestigious Spanish honour from his homeland by being bestowed with The Royal Order of Isabella the Catholic. 🏅

The award is a Spanish civil order of chivalry & honour & is granted by the King of Spain & the Grand Chancellor, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, only awarded to people & institutions for their extraordinary services to Spain, or the promotion of international relations & cooperation with other nations. 🇪🇸

Congratulations @m8arteta, we’re so proud of you! 💛

[Poorly Drawn Arsenal @cantdrawarsenal]

Anne Hathaway right now

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

The thing is, if Miami was actually better than NYC, they wouldn’t have to be on this app talking about it

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

@HearsAWhat @WinnieAer Scuse has still not heard back from @AerLingus!

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

I’m pretty sure that @AerLingus is intentionally not letting me use a voucher to book a flight. They are corrupt! The customer service is terrible and they have been doing this for months. @bld5050 @swingitthroughX

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

And @AerLingus there are now random bots replying to this tweet instead of you!

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

@BarstoolBigCat do you deal overseas?

[will o’brien @Willob]

This man is going to grow up to be the Messiah of the Irish people and lead us to the Promised Land, as written in the Prophecy

Li-Seán O’Gaib

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

#chingatumadregate #quedijomikel

[Sami Mokbel @SamiMokbel_BBC]

🚨Arsenal sources deny Mikel Arteta has insulted Sergio Conceicao's family. More on @MailSport

[YankeeGunner 🏆 @YankeeGunner]

We’ve battled and battled and finally gotten the breakthrough after 4
Minutes

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

Wrong Saka will be older then

[total Barça @totalBarca]

For some context on just how young Lamine Yamal actually is…

In 2030 he will be Bukayo Saka’s current age 🤯

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Antony cooked Kim. 🥜

[cmbftbl @cmbftbl]

Actress Margot Robbie on Martin Ødegaard’s performance vs Wolves:

“He (Ødegaard) understands rhythm on a natural level. Very few players can play as a primary controller with metronomic efficiency, as well as a box-to-box blood hound with output focus.“

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

@tommytoopa The people want defense!

[Scuse Me Folks @rjd555]

Huge Wenger guy. Love the accent. This makes absolutely no sense.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨📺 The Wenger offside law being introduced in 2024-25 is a possibility.

IF the attacker’s entire body completely overtakes the last defender; it’s offside.

But, if a small part of the attacker’s body is ‘offside’, it WON’T be considered offside anymore.

📷 @433