Rachael Heath

Livin' like Larry

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

@emily_macleod15 HAHAHAHA stop this those hits so clean☝🏻👀🙌🏼

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Burrito: a bundle of joy you don’t have to support financially for 18 years.

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

I feel like New England is the only place where you would see someone shoveling 5 feet of snow in shorts while ur on ur way to get ice cream

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

This is too pure for this world . https://t.co/oYekXH1ZXN

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

I got kicked out of a children's hospital cuz I said "that's the gas" every time a kid coughed

[matt @dogfather]

If you start watching Shrek on December 31st at 11:48.48, Donkey saying “i’m makin waffles” will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🐴

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

@torismith_8 @CamMarsh7 No ACTUALLY I know😭

[Cam @CamMarsh7]

Yesterday I read "At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time, and nobody knew it"

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Losing the trust of Young Metro. https://t.co/yZJaAlzAEV

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

I want to be friends with them all . https://t.co/hJBaxkZ34X

[Mikey Dwyer @TheRealMikeyDwy]

A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

@GirlPosts @torismith_8

[Mikey Dwyer @TheRealMikeyDwy]

Times you are allowed to clap during the movies:
1.) When Spongebob and Patrick come back to life in "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie"

2.)

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

"My pills aren't even real they're fucking gazebos!" https://t.co/Qd1jSMIa0Z

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

@kristenmcronin When it comes on and I have to sneak into the backroom to do a quick moonwalk to the fridge to get more cold brew😌 feeds the soul really

[Quinlan @___quinlan___]

me: hi i'll be with you in just a second
customer: CAN I HAVE A-
me:

[☁️ Meechie @Shelovesmeechie]

Blue cheese in my off whites

[Rachael Heath @rjheath15]

ALERT: Please dm your weighted GPA and yes or no whether you play a high school sport for mine and @nadine_erickson's stats project!!!