Rob

[Rob @rjs1023]

@WeaselHandyMan @3YearLetterman Did he even exist?

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@3YearLetterman Real lack of standards, this generation.

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@3YearLetterman I'd have way more respect for Belgium if they'd secede from France, Coach.

ps. the "Joe Millionaire on DVD" boast may be yore best yet. Separating from the pretenders.

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@BenVerlander They'll call it a "little league" home run, but this sh-t doesn't happen even at 12U. I know, I'm a coach... and we're only a slightly above-average team.

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@3YearLetterman Well done Coach. If he calls back, tell him I’ve been a fan since Dazed and Confused and all the way up to Serenity.

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@robpizzola “How do you suspend them for a game that hasn’t been played? That’s very unfair.”

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@3YearLetterman @WaffleHouse @MillerLite Belgian cars, like Volkswagen, are notoriously slow and difficult to upkeep.

No self respecting notary public would accept one even as a company car, opting instead for the vastly superior Ford Taurus.

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@Crypt0555 @BurtMaclin_FBI All those big words, and not a single SEC championship. Sad.

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@Crypt0555 @BurtMaclin_FBI Seems we had a little success back in 1776, ChargerTwo.

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@3YearLetterman OJ?

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@nut_history I long for the day when this would be the most egregious example of the Mets wasting money.

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@3YearLetterman @SearsDeals @jrpsaki @RealCarrotTop @andydalton14 @JeffreyToobin @Zoom @jiffylube @Whitesnake Coach I’m a man, and thus I can’t give birth. Should I be self-deporting?

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@3YearLetterman Japan and Germany losing in the same “World” event while Americans continue to prosper. Has this ever happened before, Coach?

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@PursellBen @BetMGM You’re right about that. Go Blue.

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@_india_93 @3YearLetterman Indiana:

1 - he’s a notary public who literally writes the law. So they’re not opinions, they’re facts that are in the Bible.

2 - it was Great Britain, then you lost the Revolutionary War and America. So now it’s just Britain.

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@spam_not86869 @sbell021 You’re right. May left after winning the title rather than sticking around and failing for a quarter-century.

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@3YearLetterman Gonna break the Queen’s heart when Uncle Sam takes his first sips out of the World’s Cup, Coach.

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@JWGoBlue Kids have it so good these days. In my time, all we had was Carr, Ellerbe, and that naked guy running through Bursley.

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@sbell021 It's too bad Dusty left for the NBA; if he'd stayed another 25 years and won zero additional championships he'd be remembered as a legend like Izzo.