CHANCE’S MOM🫨

📍WAITHERA'S FAVOURITE DAUGHTER ❤️

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Ratish imepatana na foundation ya mate, nakwambia zimeshika

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

The person who promised to help me retrieve my money from a conman has conned me too

[ThatMediaBabe @1MariahMariah]

Sometimes lover girl, always Lucy Kibaki😩

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Wewe hii utaskizia kwa radio warden akikubali

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

Baridi kidogo bulb zote zishaturn blue kwa ploti kwani mnatibu jaundice

[Real Life Villain @dontcallmeTK]

Unaavoid sambaza Nairobi unakuja Meru kuambiwa uingie boot

[CERTIFIED LOVER GIRL @FineassAuthor]

A guy i dated 9 years ago is asking me on a date !!!!!!!! Where are the new men? I already tried this one !

[Nas 🇨🇲🇰🇪 @hyeinergy]

when he calls me mid sext and finds me frying plantains

[Bec.szx @Birecxzs]

Yaani bado siku zingine nne tuingie weekend

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu me recusando a dormir porque não tive tempo suficiente para mim depois do trabalho

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

POV: finding out the price of furniture after moving out of your parents house

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

Mosquitoes seeing you sleep naked under a mosquito net :

[𝐆_𝐦𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Ittsalex7]

"Alisema yeye Kura yake sio ya sifuna ma hapo ndo nilitoa panga" 😂💀

[The Truthful Men @Dollar__SM]

My hatewatch at the World Cup may have not been successful but hatewatching UDA in Ol Kalou 🚨

[jacob juma @kabetes]

I had a dream last night that William Ruto had a very painful and restless night. He didn't sleep. The agony of serving jail term is real.

[miia @miiagarro]

WOMAN TO WOMAN:

i hope you heal so hard that the bare minimum disgusts you

[kemi @kemimarie]

sometimes men think i’m joking when i degrade them. i am not joking. this how i feel fr

[Nomcebo.M💋 @NomceboMasilel2]

If there’s one thing I’ve learnt from women before me,it is not to make life altering sacrifices for men. They do not deserve such loyalty and commitment

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

One thing about me, I'll survive. Complaining the entire time, but I'll survive. 😭✋🏽💀