R. Andrew Lamonica

Silicon Valley Software Engineer

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#BrickCityNBM

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My son asked me to get him the rest the "MineCraft Zombies" series. But, Amazon (https://t.co/cxC262rFWS) says there are 22 of them, Goodreads (https://t.co/cf5ZxAuU32) says there is only one squeal, and PRH (https://t.co/BCCO3irGHs) says there are 64.
@NickEliopulos , Help!

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This is impressivly evil. I hope it does not become a trend....

"The removal of shows from HBO Max means WB Discovery is able to save money in residuals paid to cast and crews of productions." https://t.co/wcJ6rFBaRV

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$100 off a Pixel phone from the Google Store...
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Trying my hardest to escape @usbank But, the number of technical-outages they suffer every week makes that process very challenging.

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Think of all the ink we could save if we only used one space after the period. ;) - @KAreports & @kairyssdal

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I was the 10,000th ride for my @lyft driver, yesterday. That's amazing.

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@scalzi I buy most of my books. But, when I was young the Library was my main source and it is the main source of books for my child. Libraries create lifelong readers. They are the gateway drug. Discouraging their use can only be bad for authors, long term.

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@cstross I'm pretty sure it is spelled "gnomegnapping". The g is silent.

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@afowles Threw your arms in the air and said, "Trump's Crazy"

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@plamoni You can also correctly pronounce "Nepal", speak in complete sentences, lose with dignity, and do your job with professionalism. I bet you even paid more taxes than the President.

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@realDonaldTrump This video is kind of strange and also much more presidential than I have come to expect from the president. The video If it were not on his official twitter feed, I would say it was a deep-fake.

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I want to think that "you're so far in the closet you can see snowflakes falling in the streetlight" is a Narnia Joke. But, maybe I'm missing something more obvious. @cstross ?

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@KarlAustin @_niting @m4mac @briankrebs Browsers use the hostname+certificate pairing to decide if it is safe to auto-fill passwords, send cookies, and execute javascript. Does your statement that the identity-check does nothing mean those browsers are doing it wrong?

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"His name is Qui-Gon Jinn because he was gon after de first movie." - My kindergartener. @GeorgeLucasILM, I want this to be true. #StarWars

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@matociquala Audible has "Ancestral Night" and "Machine" listed as being in two different series (https://t.co/4Kr54PPelu & https://t.co/pjGdEUdZwa). Goodreads says they are in the same series. https://t.co/C1FCxcnMDS . Which Amazon-product is correct?

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Talk about "Rolling a One". @dmofengineering

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https://t.co/rThebXgO9b
With all that is going on, this story is not going to get much space in people's brains. A job for @ThisAmerLife ?

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They will "cancel my social security" if I don't call 510-564-9837 #ScamTheScammers

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@dmofengineering #Atlassian