Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦

Marketing pro, automotive, retail. Life-long @AVFCOfficial & @WarwickshireCCC supporter. Chairman, Optimus ALC Ltd 😷🌈 Retirement beckons…

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

The creative brief should be NO MORE than 1 side of A4. If it is over that limit, it should be rejected. BTW there’s no limit to support docs if required.

[Sebastian Groebner @SGroebner]

@davetrott Just this week I attended a project call during which we talked about a "brief" that consisted of a 55 slide PowerPoint deck. It talked a lot and said very little.

[Jane Dodds AS/MS 🔶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @DoddsJane]

Rishi Sunak failed as Chancellor and now as Prime Minister to introduce a real windfall tax.

While Shell announces its highest profits in 115 years (USD 40 billion), everyday families and businesses are struggling to stay afloat. #WindFallTaxNow

[Trevor Beattie @trevorbmbagency]

That was ‘Broken Necklace In A Shattered Dog Bowl’ by Frostbitten Penis, from the album ‘Twenty-Five Dead And No Regrets’..

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

Will @AVFCOfficial need a new shirt sponsor next season? #CazooYesTheyWill

[CarAdSpotter @SpotterAd]

@CarDealerEd The amount those businesses are spending on advertising and sponsorship must be mind boggling (and unsustainable). Suspect this is all going to blow up spectacularly at some point.

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

@AutoPap @Lease4wheels Pancreatic cancer. Like me.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

Disgraceful that Rishi Sunak still has no plan to fix the crisis raging in the NHS.

Patients are being treated in hospital corridors, but this Conservative government either doesn’t understand or doesn’t care.

[Emmy van Deurzen☀️🌍 🌻🌹🌳🐕⭐️🌙 @emmyzen]

Twelve sunsets across the year, one in each month. Everything changes and everything returns.

#existential

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

You’ll have a great time! We did in July 2022 on #Iona with @pandocruises So good, we’ll do it again…

[Chris Dale @CjdaleDale]

Looking forward to our Norwegian Fjords cruise in August on board @pandocruises #Iona, our first experience on this ship. 🛳👍

[Brendan May @bmay]

This remains my favourite quote on the whole sorry topic. Who said it, anyone know?

[Chris Horn @Chrisjameshorn]

A public service announcement.

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

And the world watches, and turns away…

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Cold.

[Claire Sweeney @clairesweeney]

Parents out there, anyone’s kids play Roblox? Yesterday my son was playing, and I saw on the chat in the corner,someone was asking him to go to my purse,take out my credit card and read the numbers!! @Roblox seems a dangerous place for kids. Thankfully he told me!

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

7 very good chances from which you may expect to score 2, which would have left us with a 3-3 draw! Of course, that’s too simplistic: if we’d taken our chances better we’d have actually won the game. #UTV

[PGR @pgr_analytics]

Could’ve had 7 against them again… 😶

[REJOIN CAMPAIGN @sonofr]

BREXIT DIDN’T WORK!

https://t.co/uqDhWOJQYm

[Villa Views @VillaViews_]

For anyone that tells you after this finishes that 'we were sh*t', they're lying. For large portions of this game we've played vibrant, thrilling football and could have easily scored 4 or 5. #avfc

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

And put away some of the chances that were created. #UTV

[Ashley Preece @PreeceObserver]

Tyrone Mings: "I think we conceded some poor goals, they're a fantastic team but if you give them that amount of chances, they're going to score at some point. Frustrating on our behalf, I don't think it was a case of them being too strong, I think we should've defended better."

[Mark Davies @saintmark007]

@JANUSZCZAK I think this is mind blowing sculpting! #torreggiani

[Richard Lancaster 🇺🇦 @rlancaster1]

So far, yes.

[AutoPap @AutoPap]

Do these things actually work?

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

My all time favorite.. ❤️ https://t.co/cAZV7eRmWC

[Daisy Cooper MP 🔶 @libdemdaisy]

My thoughts are with patients who’ve had treatment postponed today, and with the nurses who’ve been taken for granted by this Conservative Government for far too long.
Ministers must urgently negotiate with nurses to end these strikes and secure the future of our NHS.