Rachel Linn

I like long walks down my retired neighborhood to the local New Seasons for pie. Runner. Beer Enthusiast. Alumni ➲ PDX

[Caroline Lunny @CarolineLunny]

I hate when I someone from my past is like “oh are you too big time to talk to us now?” when I don’t respond to them in under 45 mins... Ummm no, its just that we haven’t spoken in 7 years. I’m still the same loser I always was.

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

@CarolineLunny Diddo!

[Majic ⭑ @WetWaterSplash]

Whoever didn’t power up was a bitch https://t.co/i3Gnzx9VTZ

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

Just got into my tub to take a relaxing bath like all you girls on IG posting cute bubbles covering your naked bodies— 3 seconds in a giant black spider falls in the tub— I’m done. Ran faster than my 40 yard sprint time. #NoRelaxing #RunningTime

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

I’m so happy I only received yes and wtf 💜 what a dumb dumb man.

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

A man wearing a wedding ring just gave me his phone number to “call him sometime”. Bad intentions?

[Adam Isaacson @aitheonly]

If you ever want to ruin someone’s day, just ask them if they are grumpy

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

When you wake up 3 minutes prior to your appointment and get there on time— #yesssssss

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how fucking fabulous @VancityReynolds was in Deadpool 2? Well done, you sexy hilarious beast, you.

[kelly @kelllicopter]

girls who curl their hair with straighteners defy physics and will definitely cheat death those fucking wizards

[Liam Hemsworth @LiamHemsworth]

Climbed a mountain with the oldies this morning and came across a rattlesnake after telling my brother there were no rattlesnakes in the area. Ha!

[Ty guy @TylerMeadors_14]

To the lady in the gym yelling “AND ONE!” Every time Lebron shoots the ball stfu and watch the hockey game right next to you. #BecauseItsTheCup

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

When you get told 2 days prior that you will be running a relay with no training #LetsGo #firstleg6miles #secondleg9miles

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

I love pasta but I hate making it... TAKES WAY TO LONG FOR THAT ROLLING BOIL #Inpatient

[Rachel Linn @rlharper_]

Just went to grab my MacBook early 2011 with one hand. Forgot how heavy it was and almost dropped it while dropping it on my tibia. #BadIdea #BrokenBones #SoHeavy #NeedToLiftWeights