Lily

wuh oh

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couple goals

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@CatholicCharm I’ve seen a really great reel on Instagram by user @/superkeara that outlines how just 30 americans could take out 100 brits and I live by it

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@donglebut @chuujisoolia I’m gonna be so real, when I’m nervous performing covers, lyrics I’ve known for YEARS will leave my head. I know she’s a pro and it’s a popular song, but I’d be willing to give her a little bit of grace because it would be arguably worse to mess it up

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@GlooomizVT @emuswirl the right answer

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you’re telling me they have a #survivor tribe called vulva

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“the yellow stuff in our ears is spicy and that’s why we can’t put it in our mouths” -the four year old I work with

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@bigdybbukenergy i’m a nanny and if i turn my back for one second, there’s a chance that a two year old is either scaling the kitchen countertop or dropping chunks of their lunch into someone’s drinking glass. can’t even imagine being on my phone in a public place with kids.

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fregularly (frequently + regularly)

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shaving my boy Luigi’s eyebrows, that’s gonna turn him into Louis Martin

[Super Cassette @super_cassette]

DAWs ranked by how likely their users are to have sex:
1) Logic Pro
2) Ableton Live
3) Pro Tools
4) FL Studio
5) Cubase
6) Studio One
7) Reaper

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so viktor is basically robo-jesus?

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

i think luigi mangione rating the unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on goodreads is so funny. it’s like yeah that was pretty good, but i could do better.

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Marcello Hernández has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

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a crush is no good in this economy

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ryan mccartan looks like a mix between robert pattinson and a roblox face idk how else to describe it

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just saw Wicked

[Odie Leigh @odieleigh]

Going to see wicked

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you’re telling me they had trains in Oz but not cages??

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

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@agentklington a BANGER tweet