Mr. Peel

math teacher. husband. dad. believer. i owe the library $2.50

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I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar

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"I'm in louvre, but im not in the Louvre with u"
-how museums break up

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deadpool?
only if that pool can rise again after 3 days, amirite?!?
hi, i'm your new youth pastor Colin

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math teacher thinks he’s a rap star (sound on) https://t.co/Kol9C4bF5b via @YouTube

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RIP Queen Elizabeth.
like a really tiny piñata, you will be missed

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https://t.co/pTyhnvUdDB

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yeah it was tough growing up in the suburbs....
*sniffles*
one time Cheesecake Factory ran out of pagers

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boom

[Mary Fendley @Mary_CoachFen]

@Rlpihl I just don't think it's possible, Sorry.

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@Landon8426 you are a comedy MASTERMIND

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thinking about ending all my tweets with the name of a board game....but I don't think it's worth the R.I.S.K.

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@cschillig @zadaimaster you are a comedy MASTERMIND

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thought I was the coolest dad in church today but saw a guy wearing sunglasses during communion

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we see u, senior who just discovered the square root button on the calculator, we see u

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A math answer so bad they’re naming the new Covid variant after you

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It’s called being a sheep, maybe you’ve herd of it.

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Dora just slapped Boots at the Oscars. This episode is getting weird

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at recess in 3rd grade i threw a football so bad everyone in school got a therapy dog

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sometimes I factor out a GCF of 1 just to feel something

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first day off tennis try-outs and my son got his braces caught in the net. this is a bad sign.

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[couples therapy]
her: he's very immature
*me, doing tech deck tricks on the floor: you're mom's immmature

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graduation speech idea: sticks are just branches that gave up