Captain Landon 🧢

Starting QB at University of Phoenix Disclaimer: not a real captain in the event of an emergency

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

And we are back! I will give my x earnings to someone who reposts this message and follows this account. Will pick a winner at random on Sunday am. Good luck!! 😀

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@AskOffTrack @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @TheTimDurham are we sure the right way to pronounce Qatar isnt “cut tire” after this race?

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyComedy bloody woods 2 should be covered by a crime podcast who track down kippy. Then the crimes reignite

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@WmKentKrueger is Henry Meloux based on any real person? I greatly enjoy his character

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

I bet over half of Americans have googled France’s weed laws while seeing snoop at the Olympics

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

If you had to pick out the AI images before being allowed to vote, Republicans would get less than 10% of the vote,

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@TreyHigdon We have to use it now. Simon says. That’s the rules

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@CoachDuggs Yeah but it’s hard to pass up a good Delhi!

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

Religions that believe in reincarnation really missed a big marketing op during the YOLO phase by not going with “WOLO?”. I hope they get a second chance

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@PFTCommenter Only thing that would have been better is if the pilot was out of commission and Donnie had to call you for instructions on how to bring the plane down safely. Thank you for your service for being ready in case he would have needed to call

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

Thank goodness we had 18 cameras filling different cuts for such a spontaneous event!

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

I’ll vote for whatever politician promises to ban those fake “look what happens when complete strangers on the street join me in playing a song” videos.

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@BallStateCowboy Dollar Tree Kelce

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@InternBubbaHF @BarstoolBigCat Should be LockNGo

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@kellykeegs Such white teeth for someone just standing there eating shit

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

It’s amazing Jo Koy can have such white teeth while absolutely eating shit for 7 straight minutes

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@KFCBarstool I need @HFoleyComedy and @KevinRyanComedy take on this

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

@JimIrsay Dan Klecko, ARF in Muncie!

[Captain Landon 🧢 @Landon8426]

Dan Klecko! ARF in Muncie to start their year strong!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

New Year's Week Trivia, for $1000 + $1k to animal shelter/rescue of choice, 5 winners: 2006 New Year's Eve, which Colts player caught the only TD pass of his career--AND gave everyone a quick glimpse of things to come?? Must retweet this w/answer. Deadline 9am ET Thurs!🏈👍

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Christmas morning is the super bowl for the guy who carries a knife in his pocket 365 days a year