Roy Shelton

Father, Husband, and Christian. Monitors for @stoneylarue. FOH/Mons/LD for Texas Stage. Spice Maker, Taste Maker, and whatever else Pat Benatar said.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

Totally random, but trying to figure out why no one has capitalized on the fact that a @bookingcom ad with @RealLAKnight would be amazing for the #YEAH alone.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@METROHouston Well seeing as you are going to make me miss getting to a job I'm contracted for, it's a little more than an inconvenience. And multiply that by the hundreds of vehicles stuck along with me, I'd say this is more of a nightmare than an "inconvenience."

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

Thanks to the wonderful @METROHouston Mobility team for doing such an atrocious job that I've now been sitting in the same three block radius around Daikin Park for an hour.
You would think there would be an actual plan for a ball game and bad weather, but that would make sense.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@METROHouston Not a bus, it's your police system. I've watched them fail to direct traffic, close roads, and leave people completely fending from themselves while they stood there and watched.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@MichaelBerrySho Main Street Crossing in Tomball does a version of the dinner and a show, they just keep it to a little more casual fare.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@DrinkAriZona #AriZonaIsTheOnlyTea #ThisIsTheWay

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

I mean, what better way to come back to X than by getting free Green Tea for a year! #JustSayin #AriZonaIsTheOnlyTea

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

To celebrate National Iced Tea day we are giving away the only thing that matters: iced tea.

RT and Reply with #AriZonaIsTheOnlyTea for a chance to win a year’s supply of AriZona Tea!

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@VerizonSupport Is there any update on the outage for Baytown? This is impacting me getting work done, and I can't just be at other people's houses all night to use the internet. This is ridiculous!

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@jdlionmusic @netflix @WWE @TKOGrp I did the same, and it got worse hahahaha

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

Gotta love @netflix acting like NOTHING is wrong with their stream. I wonder how pissed @WWE and @TKOGrp are going to be if #Raw becomes a train wreck like #TysonvsPaul has been for viewers.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@netflix Match started strong, unlike your servers.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@strongblacklead Holyfield might be ready, but Netflix sure wasn't!!

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@houstonzoo Just a heads up, someone abandoned their wagon, full of items, over by the Patas monkeys in the World of Primates. We've been over here for the last five to ten minutes, and no one has returned. Kinda odd.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

@EndWokeness Rewriting history.

It's no longer a conspiracy, this is textbook dictatorship behavior.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

Oh look, everyone is back on X the moment #Meta goes down like its name is Monica Lewinsky.

It's me. I'm everyone.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

.@HEB Good to know y'all make your own laws when it comes to wine sales. Refusing to sell Marsala wine and quoting that it's state law, when state law clearly permits cooking wine to be sold on Sundays, is comical. I'll be considering taking my business elsewhere.

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

I don't tweet very much these days, but please consider giving to this cause. Brittany has been my friend for many years; to see her going through this is heartbreaking. Please consider giving even just a dollar to keep a loving mom and her son together.

https://t.co/4GQbRhHYym

[Roy Shelton @rlshelton89]

Uhhhh.... I know plenty of black people that have succeeded in a merit based society. The phrasing of this... Yikes.