robert tanner

MK. Vietnam vet. Recovering attorney. He/Him/Your Excellency.

[robert tanner @rltlaw]

@ShannyGasm This seems like a takeoff on Dorothy Parker's observation at an NYC debutante ball: "If all these young things were laid end to end, I should not be the least bit surprised."

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@Noahpinion And the internet

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@must_love_life I think charging parents is a good idea; it might make parents pay more attention to what their children are doing. It would not be a deterrent for the children; almost no one who commits a crime thinks they will get caught.

[KTYGraphics cartoonist✍🏻 @CathyGraphics3]

I literally can’t stop laughing 😂⬇️

#TrumpCrimeFamilly

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@ShannyGasm @BrianEskow I qualified on the M-14 rifle, the M-16 rifle, the .45-cal pistol and the (thankfully now obsolete) M-79 grenade launcher. Familiarization training on the 7.65-mm light machine gun, .50-cal heavy machine gun, 105-mm howitzer, 155-mm howitzer and 8-in gun.

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@ShannyGasm According to Scaramucci, so can Steve Bannon. There's a trend here.

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@B52Malmet I think she's confused. Sacramental wine has the sulfites we need.

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@BenHigginsSD Why didn't the UT even mention this?

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@JadahParadox Try Chewy's online.

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@typo_cat He should be crucified for it. I'll pound the nails.

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@Delavegalaw @TiffanyBond @RosenzweigP @kyledcheney I was an extern for a Federal judge in my second year of law school. He foolishly assigned me to draft a ruling in a case where the responding party to the motion was named Cinderella Carpets. My draft began "Once upon a time" - he signed and issued the ruling with no changes.

[robert tanner @rltlaw]

@TheTweetOfRhea The what?

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@Sydfish @PRagain02 Built to keep zombies from digging their way out.

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@gorman_forrest @WendyRogersAZ I'm having trouble devising a method of researching fantasies.

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@retoldstories They are not thinking of the organisation's reputation, but only of what blame may attach to them.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Here's Robert McNamara literally crying as he calls himself a war criminal for ordering strategic bombing.

If you don't even have as much human decency as Robert McNamara, there's something broken inside you.

https://t.co/YoeRPOcbCB

[robert tanner @rltlaw]

@TiffanyBond Make it a pasta joint instead and call it Tortellini.

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@NateoftheNorth I don't have that issue here, but I use the 24-hr system on all my clocks. It removes the ambiguity.

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@kevincosplays @teemcee To be authentic it should be venison and duck.