This is not The Onion. This is not AI. This is not even Idiocracy.
This...is John Cafaro, the guy who got the no-bid contract to re-do the defecting pool's circulation and filtering system.
He's Trump's Florida neighbor, he's a Trump donor, and he's been linked to bribery scandals.
The name of his company? Greenwater Services.
You cannot make this stuff up
Hey c’mon guys, don’t be so hard on the octogenarian.
He may not be able to clasp a Medal of Honor around a veteran’s neck, but at least he can open a box…
…Jesus Christ, scratch that.
He raped a girl so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed. You have a daughter @jimmyfallon what the fuck is wrong with you. It is insane to me that this man has continued to be platformed and praised despite what he did.
To all the men who continue to kiss his ass, what if that was your daughter, sister, girlfriend, wife, or mother? What would you want to happen to the man who was responsible? How would you feel if the majority of people brushed off what happened and gave the man responsible millions of dollars and fame? Explain to me why he is allowed to live life as a free man after what he did.
@NBA_NewYork A wealth owner is making a team he purchased, visit a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist now, reports that he, JD, FBI, DOJ held a secret meeting in the Situation Room to cover up the felon’s involvement in pedophile ring. This is absolutely disgusting, @NBA_NewYork@nyknicks
Holy shit!! There are huge chunks of blue paint coming off the reflecting pool already…
It seems the peroxide loosened things up, yikes!!
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.