Randolph

pleasure to tweet you.

[amanda @amanda_deisch]

Garlic bread solves everything

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

Jake says “Gotta clean the house, I wanna have people over for the game tomorrow”
I say did you ask me
He goes “oh yeah, can you clean the house for tomorrow?” ...... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@ckathw My dad used to make me and my sister lay in the bed of his truck so our dog could sit in the truck 😂

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@wreckno Lmaoooooo

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@alyssa_dewitt Lmaoooo she wouldn’t even let me use it 😂😂😂

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@em_burnss Money determines character

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

Jake goes “you’re doing that thing again that I don’t like” and I was like what?!?!
Jakes response - “talking” 😂😂 I can’t stand this guy lmao

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@ckwilkosz I’m holding you to this 😋

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@mrinimeanie @paige_zajac

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@HannahStuck1 😂😂😂 okay I’m laughing too hard at this

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

Followed Jake to the bedroom and asked “what ya doing?”
And he replies “minding my own fucking business, why don’t you try it out”
And I’m crying I’m laughing so hard 😭😂

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

I understand sharing your accomplishments, and I understand even bragging a little bit. But there comes a point when you’re just rubbing it in other peoples faces and THATS what grinds my gears 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@alyssajans Let me tell you some of the things I’ve been learning in OB and baby fever will go away 😂

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@_morganott @alyssajans I read it! I I just finished episode 7, and so far it follows the book pretty accurately! I think the last episode I watched was played out differently in the book - but still with the same ending 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@wreckno Lmao I can’t stand you 😂😂😂 (I mean that in the best way possible love you)

[fearstofit @fearstofit]

Yooo, I’m so excited to grow. Do the hard things in life okay? MAMA DOING BIG THANGS

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@alyssajans 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Randolph @rlzajac22]

@wreckno @taitpauli @ChaseCoady @novasnek It wasn’t me 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Samantha MacDonnell @samanthalaura_]

Summer is better than winter in every aspect EXCEPT FOR in the winter your car chapstick is cold rather than melted. And THAT is something to be thankful for this season ❄️

[Wreckno 🦋 @wreckno]

These are the best snaps I've ever received...@mouthfulofgold I hope you slept well 😂

#WhoLookingToGetLinedUp