dionne

𝘲𝘶𝘪 𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘳𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢 ❥

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there.

Unless I was in there

[Sabi Boy⭑ @theufedo]

I’ll randomly use a word that i didn’t even realize I knew in a sentence and then google it to check if i used it in the right context, most times i did

[peter @arabatman_]

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news

[John Duncan @Johntheduncan]

There's a woman on my Edinburgh to London train just doing the journey raw. No book, no laptop, no music, scrolls her phone a few minutes every hour or so, but otherwise just looks out the window. Incredibly powerful and kind of terrifying

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

WhatsApp needs to remove that "this message was deleted" notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

[dionne @rm_dionne]

@FitFounder Stop drinking 🍷 #waterwaggon

[KK 💎 @Ka_orii_]

Somebody said : “Everybody wants peace until they realize that peace means changing your tone when speaking to someone who has irritated you, no longer making everything an argument, listening before responding, setting boundaries and understanding boundaries others have set

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

women would casually say “i haven’t cried in a while, i should cry tonight” like that’s a perfectly normal thing to say

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My 4-year-old said she’s scared to become a grown up because she “doesn’t know how to do the gas station.” She has no idea how real she’s being right now

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dolly Parton on why she’s only reachable through fax and doesn���t text:

“I’m a low-tech girl in a high-tech world. I don’t want to talk to everybody that wants to talk to me. I don’t text because I don’t want to have to answer.”

[Kieran McGuire @KieranMcGuire]

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout.

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now.

The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping
everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already

🛒 filled my cart
🛒 emptied my cart
🛒 scanned the items
🛒refilled my cart

and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me " as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's vour problem not mine.

• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.

YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed ....All of us

These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old

[dionne @rm_dionne]

@SoVeryBritish "My mums a fanny, my granny's a fanny, she'll be joining a long line of fannys"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sometimes you think to yourself “I need a change in my life”. Then you go to your local supermarket and they’ve swapped everything around and you realise things were just fine as they were.

[Lancashire Police @LancsPolice]

How it How it’s
started 🤑 going 🤔

[Seattle Elite @seattle_elite]

@ElonMuskAOC @TeslaSynopsis This Logo shows Twitter blue Bird has Evolving into X. Literally Twitter Bird has lifted off taking flight sky bound as it becomes X with wings aloft, X climbing ever higher.
Art imitates reality, in my opinion

[Bradley Duggan @bradley_duggan]

You don’t fall in love with radio because you’re excited by the same 30 songs on repeat.

You fall in love with radio because it creates amazing narratives like this. I might be bias, but Radio 1 is the best station out there! What a week!

[Sarah-Jayne Tobin @TheSJTobin]

Well, I’ve just come home from I think the worst date. I think he’d agree to be fair; not a great show at all.
Insulting my home, my job and challenging me to ignore a text from my son- 4 toilet breaks and a smoke break. All within the hour.

Don’t even care if he reads this.🙈