Honey, here's some money. Go buy a new purse and some shoes.
"Why? What did you do?"
Can't I just shower my wife with gifts for no reason?
"No. Spill it."
I want to buy a laser defense system for our backyard. It kills mosquitoes.
"..."
I'll take that as a yes, then?
@PapiTrumpo When Weird Al did a p;arody of "Smells like Teen Spirit", the three members of Nirvana thought it was funny as hell! Now, we're just dealing with a bunch of whiny bitches.