Rachel Meehan

[Rachel Meehan @rmeehan6]

@benshapiro You could just tweet “I didn’t watch the video.” It’d be faster. He talks specifically about bikes, pedestrians, and the businesses that are long the roads and how we should consider them too, but you’re too busy trying to score quick points to stop and think critically.

[Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobslaw]

OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

[rog @r__og]

Happy game day to all who celebrate

[Jon-Stephen Stansel @jsstansel]

Social Media Managers checking their brand’s Facebook notifications over the holidays like...

[Rachel Meehan @rmeehan6]

I don’t do social media anymore, but this is still 90% of my job.

[Jon-Stephen Stansel @jsstansel]

Sometimes my job as a social media manager is to look at a piece of content in a very immature and sophomoric way and ask myself, “How would a 15 year-old make fun of this?"
This simple exercise has saved both me and my brand a lot of embarrassment.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Please note that today's epic space battle will be fought at the Forest Moon of Endor Total Landscaping, NOT at the Forest Moon of Endor.

(This was 100% intentional and definitely not an internal error on our part.)

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Some say the world will end in fire/
Others say at Four Seasons Total Landscaping north of the Tacony-Palmyra bridge, near the porn shop

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

YES.

[Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr]

It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait...

[Devan Coggan @devancoggan]

Strong night-before-Helm’s-Deep vibes today.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

.@ddale8 just compared trying to fact check Trump to this classic I Love Lucy scene

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

time to play America's favorite new game, What The Fuck Am I Waking Up To Now

[Jeannie Gaffigan @jeanniegaffigan]

Hey guys I wrote this piece for @americamag and I love you all no matter what.

[grittyphilly @grittyphilly1]

I AM THE BAD THING THAT HAPPENS IN PHILADELPHIA

[Ted Roosevelt V @RooseveltTed]

Our country deserves better.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 1: Hello, gentlemen. I'm expecting a respectful debate

CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 12: Jesus Christ Mr. President, we just need 3 seconds of you not shouting. Just 3