(((R.M. Weiner)))

I want to be your dancing monkey. * Sav-Mor Liquors' ex-sign mastermind. * I used to be funnier

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

Hamburglar: Robble robble.
David Bowie: Rebel rebel.

*They kiss

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@johnmoz Where is my mind?

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship.

We'll call it Alien vs.
Predator!

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@Jim_Jordan You sure love protecting pedophiles.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald’s DOJ was required by law to release the entirety of the Epstein files to Congress. In the 30 days since then, he:

added his name to the Kennedy Center.
ordered a deadly strike on Nigeria as “a Christmas present.”
sent U.S. troops into Venezuela to kidnap President Nicolas Maduro, killing almost 100 people in the process.
suspended funding for childcare assistance programs in five blue states.
changed the White House website on January 6 to praise his pardoning of the insurrectionists.
withdrew the U.S. from 66 international organizations.
flipped off an autoworker who called him a “pedophile protector” and said “fuck you” to him—twice.
claimed falsely that Renee Good, who was murdered by an ICE agent, “behaved horribly” and “was very disrespectful.”
threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act in response to unrest his own agencies have incited in Minnesota.
has repeatedly threatened to invade Greenland if it refuses to allow him to buy it.

You know what hasn’t happened? The DOJ hasn’t released over 99% of the Epstein files. Wonder why.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

This is just a giant fuck you to teachers. Especially history teachers.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

People that say “show me your papers” are never on the right side of history.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

BREAKING: ICE Agent Claims Self Defense in Shooting of Woman Reaching for Her Car Keys

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@Bob_Heller But that sandwich was fucking worth it.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

awful feeling to see another country living your dream

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

🇺🇸 ICE be like:

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

Note to Author: Naming your martyr "Good" is a bit on the nose.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

The Nutcracker and The Nutscracker are two very different shows.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

Disgusting how so many companies disrespect the spirit of the holiday by starting their Black Friday sales early. Disgusting.
#Disgusting

[meghan @deloisivete]

me: I'm sorry, I just don't have the mental energy to keep trying to fix you

dinner ingredients:

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

Stop referring to Tilly Fuckface as an AI "Actress" unless I can call Pac-Man a fucking thespian.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@FallonTonight @jimmykimmel Never forget. https://t.co/LBIqqiBK27

Gfy

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@stoolpresidente But you're a fucking moron, so there you go.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar Get out of here with your obvious TRANZ AGENDA, "bubblebathgirl." #RussianLibBot

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

If I get on a tie fighter and there's a black pilot, I'm like, "Oh shit, this dude's a Sith lord!" and it's very crowded in here.

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

The secret to being known as a great gift giver is to only give gifts when you've got a legit great gift to give.

Sure, your kids will be sad, but what will they remember in 20 years? All the xmases & birthdays you ignored, or the one time you absolutely nailed it?

[(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord]

@AmyMcGrathKY So it would be okay if they weren't vets? Missing the point.