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$NIO Completes 114 Million Battery Swaps!
Avg: 1 million swaps every 10 days or 100k swaps a day.
With Gen 5 rolling out this month, FireFly will join NIO Swap Network.
Swap numbers will rise quickly in coming weeks.
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@NIOGlobal@WilliamLiNIO
A quick breakdown of NIO's Gen 5 power-swap stations:
Speed: Swapping takes 1 minute and 48 seconds, a 30% improvement, with the entire process completed under 3 minutes.
Capacity: Equipped with 21 to 28 adjustable battery compartments, improving turnover efficiency by approximately 30%.
Daily Peak: Maximum daily capacity exceeds 550 swaps, up about 16%.
Compatibility: Supports models from Firefly up to the NIO ES9, featuring an adaptive wheelbase mechanism.
Sensing: Upgraded station-side perception for precise positioning, significantly reducing fault rates.
Design: Modular integration substantially cuts costs and improves site adaptability.
Large-scale deployment is set to begin in July, with a monthly production capacity of 150 stations.
$NIO #ChinaEV
Today, we closed our acquisition of Eucalyptus, advancing our position as the world’s largest consumer health platform.
When @_Timdoyle and I first met, healthcare looked very different (and so did our lives - I was a first-time dad, still on paternity leave when we had our first lunch). Proactive healthcare still felt niche and the concept of direct-to-consumer access was misunderstood as a trend.
Five years later, the world has changed (and so has life – I’m now a dad to three boys, and Tim’s a father, too). People are no longer willing to navigate through arbitrary barriers for the simplest kinds of care. Healthcare innovators like drugmakers and diagnostic companies have realized connecting directly with individuals is the most powerful way to grow.
But what has stayed the same is how aligned Tim and I are on what the future of health can and should be. It’s simple, deeply personal, and built for everyday life. It became clear at the end of last year that the time has never been more right to come together.
Today, we’re operating as one company, focused on reaching millions of people around the world with a version of health that feels like a luxury, but doesn’t cost like one. Combining Eucalyptus’ local expertise with our scale means we can serve millions of people around the world and expand the network effects of the platform. We’ll become an everyday health companion and a partner to other healthcare innovators who want to build long-term relationships with their customers.
I told the entire team this morning: The most enduring consumer companies are the ones that create a completely new way of experiencing the most personal parts of our lives. My kids deserve a different version of health than I got. So do Tim’s. So do yours. That’s what we’re building at Hims & Hers and I can’t wait for the world to see what’s possible.
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Read more here, including important footnotes and disclaimers: https://t.co/4A919nDjTO