Njoki Njuguna

When I dare to dream, the world bows to my will.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@CarrefourKe, what do i have to do to get help? Almost going into day 3 without my delivery. Only 1/6 CC calls picked with a promise to “check”, 4 hours ago. Two reports on the app unanswered. Zero communication. Please advise.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

<tiptoes in eons later, feels like an intruder...>

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@KenyaPower_Care no power in madaraka estate. What's the issue?

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@SafaricomLtd @Safaricom_Care who can i call for help?My 1-5U8C1IJ is longstanding for more than 72hrs now. Called CC 3 times now. No change

[Njogu @iamnjogu]

.@UKenyatta save us from your madman here --> @IGkimaiyo

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Well, if nothing else, Moyes can sure save his behind. The lads were impeccable though. #TeamMUFC

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Oh why am I doing this to myself? Oh well, I got my book to fall back on. #teamMUFC

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@KenyaPower could you please explain why my power has been disconnected yet my bill is up to date? A/c 3382124-02.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Save a trip to the barber. Just support united and pull out all your hair.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@Lamzana, ha. Defective indeed. i will not even delve into paper chewing;) Key around neck, had an air! lol! @Value_acolyte

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@Lamzana, Haha! But I do! And I think I might have NOT counted your pages before issuing. You so owe me! haha. @Value_acolyte

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Woi, tension galore. NaombaSerikali itu loan hiyo defence team ya sunderland. #TeamMUFC

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

I suppose even when the comeback kings lose their crown, they still be the comeback princes #TeamMUFC

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Also, kenyans should be wary of those shitheads taking advantage of the #westgate situation and robbing guys. May they burn 10 times over.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Now that goal just cost me Hart's points on FPL without helping #teamMUFC any.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Subbing in Dzeko is just greed. #TeamMUFC

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Chicha? Kagawa? anyone?

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

Ok, its a gone cause this one #TeamMUFC.

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@taskahh , i sure hope so. meanwhile i never play utd guys on my fpl. zeroing chances of a double hearttbreak...

[Njoki Njuguna @rnjox]

@taskahh injured as in not playing???????????. Mayne! we have bigger problems than FPL:(