Richard Nolle

astrologer, consultant, writer, SuperMoon and planetary Max Cycles creator. No DMs

[Richard Nolle @rnolle]

No Ukraine?

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Europe's fertility rates are looking somewhat low

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@funderlaw @Parkerlawyer 🤣

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[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My daughter’s boyfriend of two years just walked into our living room and said to my daughter, “I have a proposal” and my heart stopped and you could hear a pin drop and then he said, “Do you wanna split a Coke Zero?”

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[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I hope when Elon gets embroiled in some political controversy they call it Elongate.

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Difficult decision. I’m sure the boat would sink before I could make up my mind.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

Oh please I’ve told this joke 1000 times with an ever-changing mix of politicians and the answer is you go to the concession stand and get a drink.

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After 15 years, I’m outta here.

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Max does this occasionally, but not every single bite. I think it’s instinctive pack behavior: step away from the kill to eat your bite in peace. ✌️❤️🐾

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Does anybody be else’s dog do this when they eat? She drops her food somewhere else to eat it.

[Richard Nolle @rnolle]

Truer words have never spoken.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

I’ll just leave this here.

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For details on my November 21 webinar for the Community of South African Professional Astrologers, see my latest update: https://t.co/w2Rl4JiPf2 (Attendance is free if you RSVP.)

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[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A man went to a movie theatre with his duck. The ticket agent looked at the man, then at the duck – which was on a leash – and told the man the duck was not permitted in the theater.

The man explained the duck was his service pet. However, because he didn’t have his service pet certification with him the duck wasn’t allowed in.

The man then went to the side of the theatre and stuffed the duck down the front of his pants.

With no duck to be seen, the ticket agent allowed the man in. The theatre was packed and the man ended up sitting next to two old ladies.

About 20 minutes into the movie the duck was getting uncomfortable and hot so the man unzipped his pants to let the duck breathe.

The duck stuck its head out and started looking around.

A few minutes after that an old woman nudged her friend next to her and whispered, “Hey, the guy next to me just unzipped his pants.”

Her friend answered, “Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

The other replied, “Yes, that was my first thought – but this one’s eating my popcorn.”

[Richard Nolle @rnolle]

Paulson sees what’s coming. No way he wants to be Trump’s Treasury Chief when the crash hits. https://t.co/JZWQd7O3jq

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A nation hoodwinked https://t.co/9bZMsfDtcU

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@RCdeWinter 🤣

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Good news! https://t.co/LjF3o07Hmx

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@RCdeWinter 🤣

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A randy widow went grocery shopping.

She was in a checkout line with a handsome bag boy and asked him to help get her groceries into the car.

As they walked through
the parking lot she stopped walking, looked him in the eye, and said "You know, I live nearby, and I have an itchy cootchie..."

"You'll have to point it out,” he answered. "All Japanese cars look the same to me.”

[Richard Nolle @rnolle]

Wow! A melt-down.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I had 14 potential new clients schedule consultations for divorce over the past three days. For context, a phenomenal week would be scheduling at least 5. Further context, November is the slowest month of the year for new divorce cases. 👀

[Novelicious @noveliciouss]

Date a girl who reads Or better yet, date a girl who writes — Rosemarie Urquico #reading #writing

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Geographical idiom

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

It’s true…..

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

I'm going to spend today mourning that Sandy Hook wasn't enough, that Charleston wasn't, Colorado Springs wasn't, that Parkland wasn't, that Uvalde wasn't enough to move you.
No amount of death will.
You love guns more than people.
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