beefsteak

im a neo moderate proletariat Marxist conservative wing bonerman populist nationalist centrist pronoun

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

that type of moss didn’t exist in the 13th century Robert

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

New phone deleted my drafts 💔

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

Chris Nolan's odyssey might be bad and historically inaccurate but there's something so joyful about every blissful conservative stoic dude bro finding out that the themes of Greek mythology has more to it than buff guys doing cool shit

[The Warrior Philosopher @TWarPhilosopher]

These two books were disastrous for humanity and study of the Ancients.

Miller convinced leftists Achilles and Patroclus were gay lovers and Wilson translated the Iliad to implicitly hint at this.

Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is the final straw to ruin Homer.

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

Grandpa can't shit on his own anymore...😔 I was thinking it might be time to send him to the home but idk he might be happier in congress

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

@LikeMilkMan @grok make a picture of this guy jerking off into his mouth

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

To add to this he has also harassed me for funny tweets to post. No one has the right to harass him or his audience for this and in the words of a great man I tell you; "stand back and stand by"

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

I'd like to put something to rest... @LikeMilkMan has spread some mean rumors about on truth social and ignored any chance of cordiality. I did not accept him into my ventriloquist show because it inherently means one person, I'm just following the tradition of puppet masters.

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

kicked out of the nudist colony for refusing to take off the ricks

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

Fuck you to whoever thought it was funny to put my name on a jar of semen in the work fridge

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

Fuck fuck fuck there's people coming to my house in 20 minutes and I can't get the tigers balm off my penis and I locked myself out of the bathroom help oh my gpd

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

Whoever charged my capitol one card 300$ at a thai massage parlor, you have my wife in hysterics and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer 🤬

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

@LikeMilkMan Drump at 8:02 pm : put 50 million dollars in oil stocks my son

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

@LikeMilkMan I'd tell you to shut your ass up but you already did (you're 30% poop)

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

This is fucked up 🤬 Literally who goes 14 days without diarrhea. Someone needs to make a pool for guys who get diarrhea everyday

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

I thought ghost blowjobs were awesome until I got too many and couldn't get hard around my girlfriend

[beefsteak @roachmilker]

So do I have to start painting my face and screaming in my car to go viral or what

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.