Kevin Roach

great first touch for a big fella!

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

Can’t believe all the idiots on my road have left the wrong bin out.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

And now, some sick humor!

[Marine Football Club @MarineAFC]

Via @CrosenderWay
"Do you think you can put the audio of Bobby Grant is on the pitch over the clip of Simpsons clip of Homer waking Bart...

Yes...yes we can

[Kevin Roach @roachylar]

@plinketyplink2 Bring back Scoff+ Might just be an 80s Bootle thing.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

When I was a little kid, in our backyard we had a quicksand box. I was an only child. Eventually. STEVEN WRIGHT

[Kevin Roach @roachylar]

@jarspoon @mikedillon1977 well defo have to get down to a few of these.

[Timo Tierney @timotierney]

Good morning all. Last night. Ninth year of learning. Playing. Meeting people. Singing.

It’s a joy to behold. Have a wonderful day.

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

Cliff Richard enjoyed three Christmas number ones and after dinner he also had a Christmas number two.

[Kevin Roach @roachylar]

Still the best Christmas sketch of all time this

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/ioy4UfCZvx

[Kevin Roach @roachylar]

@StereoUndergrnd @RichardLatto have you heard this. I think it's definitely fringe edge territory. John Ottway & XTC doing a song about @vizcomic character Buster Gonads. Might need a bit of reverse magic for a couple of almost swearwords.

[Tom Phelan @tgphelan1]

Little piece I wrote on @vizcomic’s foray into novelty music for @FarOutMag 👌

https://t.co/LszoSqT06w

[Kevin Roach @roachylar]

https://t.co/OoZ505r4be

[Neil @_Enanem_]

Here’s some funny.

Albert Brooks Ventriloquist Bit https://t.co/C9gDqvLLNW

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

Jeremy Clarkson
Seeing his arse as his tax dodge stops being legit
Tough fucking shit

[Kevin Roach @roachylar]

@TheFlorrie what are the 3 songs at this year's big guitar in?
So I can have a little practice beforehand. I can't make it the guitar group beforehand

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

Right. Can't stop long: I've a Halloween party later, and these Jeffrey Epstein decorations aren't going to hang themselves.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've been accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

[Neil @_Enanem_]

I took LSD, and two Es last night.

Now drivers won’t know that they're entering Leeds.

[Neil @_Enanem_]

Bill Oddie can be a bit annoying,
but his wife Mel's pretty sound.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Fun fact, Liza Minnelli had a brother, Notton, who refused to get involved.

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

Maybe tomorrow will be the day Elon Musk chases a mouse into a delicatessen and the mouse tosses a banana skin over its shoulder and Musk slips head first into the bacon slicer and the slices of his dismayed face fall onto the counter with a label that says "Daft Cunt £1.50/lb"