ROADSIDE JOKERS

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[ROADSIDE JOKERS @roadsidejokers]

Suno Suno duniya ke logo,
Check out the Roadside Jokers ka logo!! Yes we are bringing @jeeveshu to #ahmedabad #surat and #vadodara along with @orioleentertainmentofficial @radiomirchi and @thejokingcompany
TICKETS AVAILABLE ON #bookmyshow

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Me :- valentines week aagaya kya kare yaar koi bandi nahi hai

Society :-

[आदिवाशी @AaadiVaashi]

Me: Kaise hai aap?
Relatives:- Pehle tu bata tu kaisa hai
Me: Not so good
Relatives:- Now we are absolutely Fine

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Mazak

Bahot bada Mazak

Doctor :- Mubarak ho aapke yaha dhinchak Pooja hui he

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

She : tu chutiya he..
Me : Nope, this is my normal face!

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Jesa Aap soch rhe ho vesa bilkul bhi he @iamsrk acha insan he vo romance ka king he sex ka nai samje ku6

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Agar nya content chahiye to ghar pe relatives Ko invite karo...

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Accha he meri hand writing achi he bakii ghar vale khavkha doctor bna dete

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Papa :- kamyabi ese hi nhi mill jati uske liye , ..

Me :- ha pata hai 70Rs lekar Mumbai Jana padta hai

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Papa :- Singham dekhi ajj phone me

Me :- ohh , okay

Papa :- to phir UPSC ki preparation start kare

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Bhai sambhalke @saurabhmanjhi_

[Ankit Patel @ankiitpatell]

Me :- me apna rasta khud bna chahta hu , Standup comedian bnna he muje
Relatives :- nahi hamare bataye gye raste pe chalo
Me :- konse
Relatives :-

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

David dhawan :- Judwaa 2 banani hai

Sajid-Farhad :- first draft hoga na sir, uske dialogues kar dete hai.

#funnyguynextdoor #Judwaa2

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

Aaj kal ke yudhon ka prarambh iss pe hota hai.
#PadmavatiTrailer #Padmavati @shahidkapoor @RanveerOfficial

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

- agarbatti se phodne vale
- haath se phodne vale

- aur phir aatey 25 samosa daba kar aane vale.
#HappyDiwali #funnyguynextdoor

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

- average students
- scholar students

- Aur phir aatey hai #despacito ke lyrics #musically ke liye ratney vaaley

#funnyguynextdoor

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

Relatives : aapka beta badey achhe muh Bana ta hai.... Actor Bana na ..

Parents : Nahi uskey liye kuch BADA socha hai..

Relatives : kya

Parents : * downloads musical.ly*

#funnyguynextdoor #musically

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

Frnd : bro #InfinityWarTrailer dekha ?
Me : ya bro awsm hai!
Frnd : do you know the total budget of the film ? It's 1 billion !
Me : BC itne to humare devi-devta Nahi hai !
#funnyguynextdoor #InfinityWarTrailer #AvengersInfinityWar

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

#funnyguynextdoor #AvengersInfinityWarTrailer
#InfinityWarTrailer
#AvengersInfinityWar
#MarvelStudios

[Om Bhatt @Omnaamhaimera]

Yeda director + Yedey writers + yeh Yeda !!
Bohot Mazaa Aayega !