John Roaix

Family/Dogs/Yankees/Craft beer. Attended 39 MLB parks and counting. looks like Vegas is next.

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@MLB Wait, this is Trout’s first strikeout? That’s impressive.

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@TheAthletic @TheAthleticMLB You’re asking the wrong question. We’ve all watched CB for years. We now it means that he is terrible. How about you ask why the league has let it get to this point where his incompetence is “official” instead of perceived?

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@pamsson Weathers has 1 option left. I agree that this isn’t the upgrade. But maybe he replaces the upgrade (Peralta 🤞🏼) in 2027.

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@JLCauvin Maybe, but she never said that my friend likes to have sex with books. @JLCauvin is funnier IMO. (That Cameo might be a top 2 gift of my lifetime.)

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@RulingSports If you took a drink every time Drew Brees said nonetheless, you’d be deceased.

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@pamsson It felt from the jump that the BP would be via trade, as Cash wasn’t gonna dole out big $ for the middle/back end. And that doesn’t happen until any potential FA is decided. I hate the wait, but I expected it. The FA market determine the final holes and the trades fill them in.

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@HoosierVladdy @YankeeSource I don’t know what you’re talking about. Bubba Crosby was a great starting CF (for a couple weeks one offseason.) 😂

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@JLCauvin Best of luck..your legal background aside, you definitely bring something “extra” to the table. After all, not too many candidates have said that my friend likes to have sex with books. Wish I was local.

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@emily_tweets 3k miles away...and yet, pouring rain, football, temp empty house, plus brisket in the smoker for a late afternoon family meal. Dreams, indeed.

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@GJoyce9 Bubba Crosby is our center fielder - Brian Cashman (before signing Johnny Damon.)

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@JLCauvin Did not play that when I saw them last December. A good, but short, show.

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@BMcCarthy32 . @BMcCarthy32 I’ve been to hundreds of MLB games in 39 parks and you have authored the best game I’ve seen by a starting pitcher. 2:09 before the pitch clock. I hope that game felt different because you were a Yankee. And hopefully Soto feels the same way

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@Feinsand Only 10? I see 11 former Yankees. Were you off the beat by Tulo?

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@MLBcathedrals @architecturejks MLB about to foster the return of scurvy.

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@RonFilipkowski I thought Liberace was dead…

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@craigcalcaterra I bet they have a framework of an extension but not the details. So, they have a verbal agreement to work it out.

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@craigcalcaterra Weren’t we supposed to have a taco truck on every corner by now?

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@fuckcancer56 @GSLoganCT I love her ad that says “George Logan has a record. There’s a reason he isn’t running on it.”

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@emily_tweets @difficultpatty Years ago, mine used to say “I burped in my butt.”

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@bkabak If only they had a guy hitting with like a 1300 OPS to move into the clean up spot. Where do you find a guy like that to protect Judge. Oh, and if he hits every ball at like 118 exit velocity that would be a plus. Those guys just don’t exist.