Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
@JoakimMB Ja, ganske tåpelig og useriøs. Men, som fan kan du skrive det, det er vårt privilegie. Jeg har garantert kommet med dummere uttalelser. 🙂 Og, PSG vant fortjent, det tror jeg ingen er uenig i. Skuffende av Arsenal, som jeg trodde ville kjøre vi på etter ligagullet.
Arteta: "It's one of the best feeling I ever had. I was supposed to be here with the players, and certain staff, because that's what they wanted. I couldn't. Twenty minutes later, before the game, I had to leave, I couldn't bring the energy that I wanted.
"I went home, went outside to the garden, started to build some fire and barbecue. I didn't watch any of it. I just heard noises in the living room, then the magic happened. My oldest son opened the garden door, ran towards me, stare to cry, gave me a hug and said "We're champions Daddy.
"It was magical. Martin Odegaard was with the video: 'Where are you?' I said: 'See you in a few hours, somewhere in London.'"