Your keyboard = Your monthly income
$10 membrane office keyboard from 8 years ago?
= $1,000,000/month minimum.
born to write psychoactive brain-melting sales letters.
$250 "mechanical" "blue switch" "RGB" keyboard?
= eternal soy consooomer slavery.
there isn't any arguing with this.
what excuse do you have to spend all your money,
which you could have YOLO'd into equity in an uzbek uranium mine,
on a cute little princess glitter keyboard that clicks when you type?
keyboard physiognomy is real.