Bert n Dirt

Official account of the Roasting Dirts coffee house and cig shack

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Shoutout to all our Latinos, come grab a cappuccino from your 2 favorite gringos #amigos #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Our prices are absurd? You must be on crack. So we’ll flip you the bird, won’t cost a penny for that #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Still on the grind, coffee always on our mind, tip jar full of quarters nickels and dimes #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

If you’re under 18 there’s still hope, you buy a coffee then we’ll bum you a smoke #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Just a couple of thugs selling you drugs poured into a mug #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

We don’t have the patience for you not even a little bit, what’re you illiterate you stupid fuckin idiot? #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Don’t argue about the price bitch you’ll only make it worse, better pay up or we’ll snatch your fuckin purse #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Bitch we’re for real, we don’t care how you feel, pick your damn coffee and pay your fuckin bill #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Our mission is to feed our coffee addiction, while poppin pills like we refilled our month prescription #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

No one anticipated what we’ve created, a cure for all who feels constipated #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Coffee guys since 1969 #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Treat yourself to a coffee no ifs ands or maybes, unless of course you’re a bitch and/or crazy #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Like our checks we’ll guarantee you bounce, but before you leave you better drink every fuckin ounce #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Our job sucks there’s only so much we can take, so we’ll be at Starbucks taking our coffee break #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

We make sick coffee so come grab a cup to fill, what’d you think we meant dipshit that’s why your gut is feeling ill #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

You’d take a coffee? Ya bet you would. We didn’t fuckin ask, you misunderstood #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Not to insult your intelligence but we’re concerned you’re dumb, the coffee is hot so be careful not to burn your tongue #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Dirts slacking at work and will probably get fired, been riding his bicycle to work which makes him two tired #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

The smile on your face is what drives us everyday, to go crazy we really wish you’d just go away #coffee

[Bert n Dirt @roastingdirts]

Birds are chirping and the sun is shining, cigs first thing then coffee grinding #coffee