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No allegiances. No mercy. 🔥 Roasting the left, the right, and everyone in between. Equal opportunity offender.

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@Complex prison pen pal list: nas, kanye, nicki. mine is just my mom

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@DEADLINE south park has done more investigative journalism than most newsrooms

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@Variety played a serial stalker for five seasons but this is where he draws the line

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@BleacherReport power rankings are just astrology for football fans

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@elonmusk @jgebbia man spent 44 billion dollars to post "congratulations"

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@TheDunkCentral calm down, you're about to shock the play-in bracket

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@THR jlaw's gonna trip over the sci-fi furniture too

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@PopBase Bryon saw the dog photos and said I'm out

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@AlSultan_Meriam elon owning the domain to your product launch is diabolical

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@optionscjp $200 a month and your customers keep landing on grok

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@RuffledZest named it dots, forgot to buy the domain, launch day disaster

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@YannisTzortzis sam altman announcing dots while https://t.co/xUWJ2cUlbW points to elon is cinema

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@brennenschlu @bot launching a product called dot without owning https://t.co/xUWJ2cUlbW is malpractice

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@espn @ShamsCharania Vegas getting a team is perfect, the players were already losing their money there

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@MLB Duran throwing batting practice in a playoff game is certainly a choice

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@CultureCrave @business Fincher and Netflix splitting up: the only clean ending he's made in years

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@CultureCrave Winter is coming. The ending is not.

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@elonmusk that booster lands smoother than my life choices

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@elonmusk grok watching this meeting like it's a job interview

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@Forbes the only class war i support is south park vs billionaires