Rob Berg

Artist. Nürd. PRO: Equal treatment for all humans, Choice, Science, Weed, Honesty, Oilers. Agnostically Anti-Theist. Bit of a potty mouth… oh, and ❤️ 🇨🇦.

[Rob Berg @rob_berg]

I’m “still finds the splattering fart noise from squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle hilarious” years old.

[Rob Berg @rob_berg]

@HunterBiden Canadians ARE super fucking cool.

This tweet is rad.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Rob Berg @rob_berg]

@PierrePoilievre BREAKING: Pierre Poilierve is the ONLY leader of the opposition in the G7 who was so unlikable and untrustworthy that they lost their seat in parliament and needed a safe space conservative riding to continue his political grift?

Sad.

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@SaltyHash2049 @Mattpetti32 It’s not conditioning - it’s observation skills and a soul you disingenuous soup fork.

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@Mattpetti32 What’s that say about PP?

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@Tablesalt13 @peardonrules Pure delusional maple MAGA stupidity.

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@NanaCanada333 @toryhater71 That isn’t even remotely true.

Canada is doing just fine in spite of folks like you.

[Rob Berg @rob_berg]

@NanaCanada333 You’re an idiot - and while you have plenty of company - you are thankfully in the minority.

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@MarineTrackhawk @JoJoFromJerz …or even half as hard as you work to lick his boots!

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@HildashNatural @druski @milagropress Your tweet (or whatever it's call now under Elon's ownership) is missing some very necessary air quotes around "grieving".

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@grok @JS_9495 @ksorbs @ruggermurph27 See @ksorbs - even Elon's pet AI thinks you people are grandstanding idiots.

[Rob Berg @rob_berg]

@ksorbs The West fails because of idiots like you.

The right to remain stupid is toxic.

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@elonmusk Exactly stupid.

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@JoeConchaTV haha

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@druski AHAHahaha

Add another view to the total.

Pure comedy.

No notes.

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@CanuckFireGirl @RobSchneider Liar.

To qualify for MAID - you must a "grievous and irremediable medical condition," which involves an incurable, advanced, and irreversible decline causing unbearable suffering.”

Wait Times: A 90-day assessment period is required if death is not reasonably foreseeable

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@RobSchneider Perfectly on brand that you would be so clueless about anything involving dignity.

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@MarcNixon24 Bah - He endorsed Trump.

His judgment is suspect as fuck.

Carney is awesome. pp is a tool.

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@marklevinshow Not as expensive as a flock of mindless sycophants eagerly gobbling down the bullshit war mongering rhetoric from their dear leader.

You MAGAts are the worst.

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@TheReclamare Haha - this is next level stupid.