Rob Bronstein

Writer, performer, theatre pro. Past: stg mgr/designer @TheSecondCity, lighting designer- Ray Davies Entertainment, London, UK. Check @ARealNYer2000

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According to my Caller ID some guy named Spam Risk calls me more than anyone else. #spam #EveryoneGetsThis #assault

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@kangaroos991 Why can’t he be both ?

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@AngelaBelcamino Alcatraz has an excellent tour, if only someone hadn’t already fired everyone that works there…

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Headline: President says trade deals “could very well be” announced this week. Uh-huh. Along with his plans for “infrastructure week” #MoreBullFromPennAve #TrumpRecession #TrumpTariffs

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@AnnieForTruth All true

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@Marloh_R Definitely me. Not one minute.

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@lippyent Dick the Bruiser

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@OlenaRohoza A

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@ronsterd89 I have a degenerative spinal cord disorder. That should rank high on the list… steadily worse for over 30 years

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@RossKneeDeep Well, maybe three of them…

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@JoJoFromJerz For starters, she admits he’s a criminal. Then we move to her misconception that he could (or would) be able to lower the price of eggs (as if that qualifies him to lead the free world). These people are so full of crap it can’t be measured.

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@AngelaBelcamino Anyone who thinks she’s fat is probably obsessed with anorexics or are fundamentally misogynist.

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@Chicago_History Bosworth, Newgard, Glenwood, do I need to keep going ?

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@kangaroos991 I’d leave it there, for when I feel the need to urinate in a public place

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@Ford_Nick An appointment with a cardiologist

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@Matt_Pinner Hope

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@elonmuskADO If we were face to face I’d be nodding in the affirmative

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@polo_man404 45

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@BBGreatMoments Glenn Beckert

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@JerasIkehorn Ugliest thing on the road. Not a drop of aesthetics.