Robert Woodrow

competent individual. still considering coming out of rugby retirement. *--Entry Redacted--*

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@BenSte3le Internazionale to AC Milan for a cool 200m. Must be doing something right 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@BenSte3le Errr... two #hulahoops

[Barbara M #LeftyLawyer @MuldoonBarbara]

I was an immig lawyer during the entire time @theresa_may was Home Secretary. Here are a random selection of tears:-

Radiographer. Resident for 6 ys. Wife & 5 kids (all at school here 6 ys). Refused settlement for £70 traffic fine. It meant they all had to leave the UK.
1/7

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Spare a thought for these two, bloody love their cathedrals.

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@BenSte3le Of course. Gronkowski especially... I’ve probably got a height, weight and reach advantage on him... right?

Redford more realistic.

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@BenSte3le Fancy your chances against;
- Affleck
- Stiller
- Roethlisberger
- 10
- Stokes

Some big hitters in there 💥

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@BenSte3le Robert Green
Roberto Carlos
Roberto DiMatteo
Robert Snodgrass
Roberto Baggio

Who’s on set pieces?

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

#ItsComingHome ... if by ‘it’ you mean me. And by ‘coming home’ you understand that is under severe disruption from the train chaos eminating from #Waterloo

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

Learn something new today, seek to understand what has previously eluded you, pass on some knowledge. The world just became a lot less intelligent, we owe it to him to try and claw ourselves back up #Hawking

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@Birdyburch 🙌 YES Danny! Do you fancy a tricky away fixture down in Salisbury @Anniej287 monsters v playmobil ?

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@Anniej287 Fetch me my passport and advise the local boulangerie to fire up the oven!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

When someone tweets a 280 character tweet.

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

Genuine text from @lalawalks1 serious questions must be asked! Have you really been a student without having leftover pasta for breakfast?

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@MooseAllain In Italian it's completely mixed-up; c'è ov il parrot

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

There's a Thomas the Tank episode where a stubborn train is punished by being entombed alive forever and it's worse than any horror movie

[BBC Earth @BBCEarth]

"Take a deep breath." - Sir David Attenborough
#BluePlanet2 💙 (ocean) bloom
w/ @HansZimmer & @Radiohead

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

@CaptainSte3le @AFCWimbledon No brainer

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

I have a hunch that some people may not be taking this sign too seriously. #justahunch #rulebreakers

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

I assume he first considered "Hey, chin", but went for something he thought I would find more flattering.

[Robert Woodrow @rob_woodrow]

Charity fundraiser in town just yelled "hey, shoulders" to get my attention. Nice to know that's my defining feature.