robert muhuga

I always learn from mistakes of others who
take my advice

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@beth_kasinga Silent follow 😅 man of few words

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@CyberCaptainx @Sifuritano @Sifuritano natry kukuinbox number tufanye arb...imekataa

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

How does a country with a surface area of 582,646 km² and a population of 58 million keep modelling itself around an island with a surface area of 744 km² and a population of 6 million?

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@Sifuritano Inakataa nikuDM bana

[Wakan, The Travel Therapist. @JoelWakan]

Most Ugandans visit the Kenyan Coast and only see Mombasa beaches.

Then come back thinking they’ve “done” the coast.

Truth is — they miss the BEST parts.

The Kenyan Coast is not one destination. It’s a coastline experience.

Here’s how to explore it properly 🧵👇

[Knowledge & History @xKnowledgeBANK]

In 1998, Warren Buffett gave a 1-hour masterclass on how to never lose money investing.

[Mysticismail @xclusive_mystic]

A teacher gave a balloon to every student, who had to inflate it, write their name on it, and throw it in the hallway.

The teacher then mixed all the balloons. The students were given 5 minutes to find their own balloon.

Despite a hectic search, no one found their balloon, At that point, the teacher told the students to take the first balloon they found and hand it to the person whose name was written on it.

Within 5 minutes, everyone had their own balloon. The teacher said to the students, "These balloons arelike happiness.

We will never find it if everyone is
looking for their own. But if we care about other people's happiness, we'll find ours too."

May your day be filled with happiness!🎉

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@SokoAnalyst Wee pp

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@murangaseal @JoeWaithira with 6 ⚽ in the league

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@KenyaPower_Care Bought tokens for meter no. 37182801912 and TA20RA26QY is the transaction ID ,token amount 200,never received message can you DM tokens given please

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@PrecisionAutoKE Done ✅

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

Take your time and watch this 4 minutes video muniambie kama hii nyumba ni ya kuunda na ‘Hard Work’

[Neli @MainNeli_]

Shiquo is single handedly killing every greedy business person in this City. She has figured out the hack. These are shoes they sell for 3500 Shillings here. We really are exploited proper.

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@Osama_otero Weak mfs' out here masquerading as men,moses and the raffle

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

I have watched this like 20 times. I’m just amazed!

[robert muhuga @roba_hd]

@Rop_manu Location

[Chris 🌍 @_ChrisOW]

📚 *A Humorous Dive into Kenyan History* 📚

So, you want to get into Kenyan history? Here's a little nudge with a side of comedy:

- Start with "Kenya: Looters and Grabbers" by Joe Khamisi. 📖 It's like a soap opera but real, where every chapter feels like you're uncovering a new scandal. Perfect for those of you stuck in traffic or waiting for your chai to cool down.

- Charles Hornsby's "Kenya: A History Since Independence" might sound heavy, but think of it as a long, detailed story where every character has a plot twist. 🕵️‍♂️ Ideal for those sleepless nights when you're too wired to sleep but too tired to do anything else.

- Malkiat Singh's "Improve Your..." series? It's not just for school kids. It's like having a wise, old friend who's been through it all, giving you tips on how to ace life. 📝 Great for those moments when you're pretending to be productive but really just scrolling through your phone.

- For something a bit more rebellious, dive into Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o's works. His insights into colonial and post-colonial Kenya are like a masterclass in resistance, wrapped in prose that's both poetic and punchy. 🎭

- And if you're into the dramatic, White Mischief or The Ghosts of Happy Valley will transport you to a time when Kenya was the playground for the rich and reckless. 🍸 It's like watching a period drama, but with real Kenyan flair.

Now, here's the deal:

- Reading Kenyan history isn't just about knowing dates and names. It's about understanding the roots of our current chaos, our triumphs, and our resilience.

- Why read? Because every page you turn is a step towards understanding why we are the way we are. Plus, it's way more entertaining than you might think. Imagine every chapter as a new episode of your favorite series, but it's all true!

- Encouragement: Got ulcers? Use it as an excuse to sit down with a book. Stuck in traffic? Audiobooks are your new best friend. Can't sleep? Let Kenyan history lull you into dreams of the past.

- Share the wealth: Got a book that changed your view on Kenyan history? Share it! Knowledge isn't just power; it's the best kind of currency.

So, next time you're tempted to binge-watch something, remember, there's a whole saga waiting for you in Kenyan history books. Whether it's for a laugh, a lesson, or just to kill time, dive in. And remember, **Soma!** 📚✨