Rob Barker

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@FootballCliches I’ve just been listening to a podcast called One Song, which breaks down and analyses how a particular song was made. This episode about Umbrella by Rihanna appears to feature an unexpected cameo from Richard Keys…

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@FootballCliches I’ve just been listening to a podcast called One Song, which breaks down and analyses how a particular song was made. This episode about Umbrella by Rihanna appears to feature an unexpected cameo from Richard Keys…

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@LFC Please stop posting lineups in number order

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@Martinoneill82 @TheAnfieldWrap Can’t even get 11 players out there!?

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@BrianOliverIrl @FootballCliches That’s the best one yet

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@FootballCliches I suspect I’m overthinking this… but can a team ‘get one back’ when scoring to make it 4-2? Shouldn’t ‘got one back’ only be used when the losing side scores their first goal?

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@johngibbonsblog Looking trim there, John! 🍻

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@chilternrailway Announcement at Marylebone just said they are 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@calcio_danny @BassTunedToRed Great shout that!

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@ourrachblogs I worked in a theatre almost 20 years ago. Staff and performers had to sign in and out - I was waiting behind David Essex while he signed in and he stepped back and trod on my toe. No apology

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@FootballCliches For me this joke only works if the ref’s surname is Forsyth - e.g. ‘Today’s referee was David Forsyth, but he was more like Bruce Forsyth with all the cards he showed today!’

Surely there’s a more up-to-date ‘person with cards’ reference than a show which ended 20 years ago?

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@FootballCliches In 5 Live’s final whistle summary of the Brentford-Villa game, the commentator made reference to the match’s two red cards (audio attached).

(1/2)

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@robbohuyton @liamgallagher 10/10

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@FootballCliches Sorry, but HOW?!

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@LateChallenge @paul7cope @robbohuyton Maybe shouldn’t have searched for this just before going to sleep

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@FootballCliches I like that type of career - establish yourself at a club, move around a bit, then eventually go back to where you felt most comfortable. Great pair of sideburns on him, too. He did play for Southampton in the Premier League, but let’s not hold that against him. (2/2)

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@FootballCliches I’d like to nominate Micky Evans. He has decent EFL journeyman credentials with spells at West Brom, Bristol Rovers and Torquay United, but his career was pretty much bookended at Plymouth Argyle, for whom he made 384 appearances. (1/2)

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@mrbradleyg1t @libertines Ah, now says all sold out

[Rob Barker @robbarker1982]

@mrbradleyg1t @libertines Same link as in their original tweet - I bought one for Falmouth but there were 8 or 9 shows still listed