Attack and Dethrone God

Robert Barlow. Australian urban fantasy author, occasionally witty. He/him. I say a lot of angry things for a happy person. Poly and proud

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@NylaRoseBeast In a way we're all Baron Corbin

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@kitthebeefcake Sex is inherently ridiculous and there are two ways to deal with it. The best way is steer into the silly and giggle as you go.

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@StopTweetingMia @AlanaFeral Favourite to hang out with or like, in a pie Gargamel style

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I love @boy_myth_legend 's new character of 'guy who will rush you no matter who you are or what the situation is.'

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@mtndwr Heresy

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@avawwe_ No rules foot race. First one to cross finish line by any means necessary

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@DarlingAxe I get a few of these a month. Funny part is when they get the books title wrong.

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@lunarfq What do you mean would? That's what I get, and I keep on.

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@xXAutumnIvyXx We all gotta die somehow

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@NyxxNympho Merry now

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@vxylily He's in a relationship.

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@MATTHARDYBRAND @OfficialPWI @JEFFHARDYBRAND @Santana_Proud Last year i said jeff didnt have it any more. Im so glad to be wrong

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@ick_real I do and they do.

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@takawont What do you mean 'if?'

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@softrebels Once or twice.
A day.
For five years.
But I'm better now.

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@ick_real Me

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@anxietymsgs Reached out to an old friend who I barely remembered had been there for me once before.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the 0 likes won't stop me from posting i will talk to myself if i have to

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Elon desperately wants to be adored and the tragedy is he could get all of that in a week if he used his money for something other than getting more money.
It wouldn't even be hard.
Pick a cause off a dart board and donate like ten billion.
They'll give you a parade.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.