robberito

Probably the funniest guy since your uncle

American Idiot (Not the Green day one)
Veteran of the Meme War
Valedictorian of Clown College FL
Professional hater

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@elonmusk Isn't getting information on the reliability of the media from an online journalist just a smidge ironic?

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ive noticed that my last 3 tweets have been on the 31'st of an arrangement of months, to my loyal fans this is no coincidence and I am rarer than the full moon

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scientists are the only people that can look at two big green lizards and go "yeah that ones an alligator and the others a yadayada" i live in florida i don't know what the other ones are supposed to be called

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@SouChihi i think this is awesome

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to all the women who are following me, you can contact me with a pigeon with a little note on its talons. I am single and I speak morse code

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Twitters an echo chamber where your echo is your full legal name and address

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@delibird325477 you spelt pumpkin wrong

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@MrMikeInvesting Its been an hour, Micheal

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@delibird325477 Haha funny

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@iHateApplee You both pay for the stupid blue checkmark its over for the both of you

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@SSOUIC i wish i had your type of autism

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@Warlockdnd I did the math, theres that map is atleast 50% water, that's just too much.

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@TechWiser https://t.co/XkgwIhvCV8
It don't matter when yo dumbass put your phone in the microwave and you broke as hell 💀💀💀

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@delibird325477 all the way down to 4'11

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this pocket dimension confuses me i swear i put things here and they disappear

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@geshaBuL_ i think he hates smokers

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Athiests, remember that the catholic church created the Gregorian calendar. I better see y'all motherfuckers using the Islamic or Chinese calendars.

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@Teslaconomics @Tesla Scratching my balls

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Y'know, I'll never really get why people record firework shows. You know damn well you aren't gonna go back and re-watch the video.

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@MrMikeInvesting Micheal, calm down. There's no need to yell