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I like trains, cardigans and food you construct yourself at the table. Sometime writer, sometime snoozer. Co-founder of @todaydothis.

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"Brilliant", "Compelling", "Helpful", Entertaining", "Great stuff", "Recommended ear gubbins".

Just some of the things that have been said about Brilliantly Easy, Stupidly Difficult the podcast wot I did for @9others.

Listen here: https://t.co/FvHLDkXEB1

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Fan of politics and football?
Tonight's agenda:
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2130 Build up
2200 Exit poll
2300 🇧🇷 Bahia & Gremio @ home
0000 🇧🇷 Corinthians & Fluminense @ home
0130 🇺🇸 Dallas v Portland
0200 Copa Amercia QF 🇦🇷 v 🇪🇨
0230 🇺🇸 Colorado v Sporting KC
0300 Key results 🗳️
0340 🇺🇸 Galaxy v LAFC

[The Knowledge @TheKnowledge_GU]

Thanks, as ever, for all your answers and questions. Here is this week's column:

National squads with players from the most different leagues. Plus: good goalkeeper managers, strike duos sharing exactly the same birthday and more https://t.co/84fQHARyxa

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

A bizarre and cruel elimination for Papua New Guinea at the Pacific Games. After drawing with Vanuatu they lose out to them on goal difference in their 3-team group because Tuvalu didn't arrive in time for their game giving them a 3-0 win by default opposed to Vanuatu's 6-0!

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@Duncan_Gates This is absolutely fantastic. I am now hankering after a documentary series on the whole thing.

Tangentially related, discovered this the other day: https://t.co/gVcPCET8WF

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@bsddesignassoc @BBCSport It's more common than you think! A Belgian shot putter ran the 100m hurdles at the European team champs after the chosen hurdler was injured, as was a potential back-up. https://t.co/G0WYzxuJHv

[European Athletics @EuroAthletics]

Every point *does* count at the European Team Championships!

Seventh in the shot put, Jolien Boumkwo 🇧🇪 steps in for the 100m hurdles at the very last minute in #Silesia2023! 👏

#EG2023

(@TeamBelgium, @The_EOC)

[Tim Durrant @timd_IFG]

This is genuinely the best insight into how the centre of government really works that you will ever see

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@EddieRobson An aside for fans of free football - https://t.co/a6CVzcQeet offers 🇳🇱 Eredivisie, 🇧🇪 Pro League and 🇮🇹 Serie B games for free. Depends on your appetite for European football of course, but some great drama this season.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Today is the tenth anniversary of me opening up Football Manager 2013 and starting a new game with Dynamo Dresden.

I could never have imagined where that decision would take me over the following decade...

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I had a quick search this morning but couldn't find any more info on how this was resolved, though I note it ended 1-1. So a well matched set of teams in every sense. Any clarification on the details appreciated...

@paul_c_watson you might like this.
Ditto @Duncan_Gates.

4/4

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This is a screen shot of Harbour View v Molynes United in Jamaica's National Premier League. It's important to note that this photo contains *both teams*. I only saw some footage once the game had been stopped, but apparently they played 15 minutes like this... 1/4

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While this was being resolved the TV pictures showed some earlier footage. My best guess is this is them trying out the alternative strip option to see if that worked any better. It did not. 3/4

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BONUS: The Lyrics to Lazy Line Painter Jane by @bellesglasgow / @nee_massey are something to behold 🤖:

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I discovered something absolutely blistering with #chatGPT last night. It just makes up song lyrics and denies it straight to your face. It is as amusing as it is baffling.

This doesn't work with something well known, say Hey Jude. But go a bit more obscure and... gold. 1/3

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Reader, those are not the lyrics to Air Guitar (listed in MANY sources online)

The full throttle lyrics and the bare faced lie amuse of course. But it's the eerily human desire to pretend it knows something it clearly doesn't, just to save face, that makes it.

Anyway, try it!

[Stopped Clock @stoppedclockbot]

Someone angry is trying to plug a USB cable in upside down

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@Duncan_Gates @icouldbedreamin

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Journalism at its best
https://t.co/FZ01qTSmX5

[Stopped Clock @stoppedclockbot]

A former member of a once popular boy band is *right at this moment* concerned about the state of the country