Martin Mucklowe

Cock Womble

[Martin Mucklowe @robbm99]

@LPXIOP Ive done it with birds before who have been mauled by cats , bucket of water half filled then put the bird in then another plant pot or smaller bucket on top , weighted down

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@EdwardLon69 @KemiBadenoch I would vote for her , she wipes the floor with them pathetic labour women who all just stare and shake heads like little cabbage patch dolls

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@LizKershawDJ To be fair they are all doctors who have been on the night shift at the A & E and deserve some relaxation, ganga blow pipe is a must for mens health when they work so hard

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@SuellaBraverman Sadly baby Preston isn't the first baby to die and wont be the last when we have so many evil people around and so many useless people watching the evil people. Let real mums and dad's have these jobs not just tick boxers with a degree in philosophy.

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@northumbriana @Beamish_Museum Causey Arch walk and a pint of Hawkstones in the Roadhouse 🍺🍺

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@ArchRose90 I said the same thing and hour ago

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@LizKershawDJ Who had Ice in 1976 ? No one on our estate. Just Robinsons with water from the tap . Maybe an Ice Lolly when the ice cream man came

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@AngelaRayner Be quite, no one EVER. listens to you 😴

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@Independent I like Kemi but this charade does nothing but anger people , people who do these jobs every day, week, weekends, all year round . Bus to work in rain , sleet and sun . Dark mornings, dark evenings. Not a 10 minute photo shoot .All of you lot in parliament, please STOP

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@fabianschaer @NUFC A great servant to wor club 👏 🏴🏳🏴

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@visitnorthyork Not in my world

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@VinnieSull1van @Lost___London @BygoneBritain Brilliant, back in the day when Man U , were Man U and not sky's United

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@RupertLowe10 Ive been saying this for 40 years , all my working life that those bone idle so and so's could pick litter up , sweep up, clean rivers etc but we all know if you force them to do anything, they will have some doctors note excusing them

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@Jenny_1884 💯

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@AdamP1242 Jimmy Husband

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@afcbournemouth @EuropaLeague You deserve your success, incredibly hard working team 👏 we ( Newcastle) never get anything from you apart from that cup win this season. People say Bournemouth, Brentford and Fulham shouldn't be doing well but you are and consistently doing well . Well done 👏

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@LewisDeighton17 Bit of an Aston Villa thing to do , karma will get you Leeds fans . Like last time you will struggle in your 2nd season. See who has the last laugh

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@TheIrishMagpie @SunderlandAFC They are there on merit but Newcastle, Spurs and Chelsea having a bad season helped. I also think it will do them more harm than good

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@jamiereuben For once we need to start strong , it seems to take till November before we wake up . We have to fight from the off . Howay the lads 🏴🏳🏴

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@r6ppa @NUFC You have killed the mood but you are probably spot on 😂