Rob Canton

Honorary Professor, University of Nottingham. Emeritus Professor, De Montfort University. Forest fan, cricket lover, admirer of bad puns. Solvitur ambulando.

[Honorary Professor Geri Akerman @GeriAkerman]

#MissingChild

[HM Inspectorate of Probation @HMIProbation]

NEW video. Professor Matthew Millings reflects on two decades of research into how probation works in partnership to support rehabilitation and desistance for vulnerable people. Watch here: https://t.co/QNAwmi4FXu

[Stuzi ���🐝 @stuzi_pants]

‘Cos Nige he took £5 million quid
And Nige will take £5 million more…’

Great Proclaimers twist on Farage’s ‘until recently’ secret donation 👏

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

@ArmandDAngour @grahamscheper Courtesy of Ronald Searle

[Martin Shaw @martinshawx]

BBC TV news reporting Tiger Woods’ arrest at great length but not a mention of the half million strong march against the far right in London today.

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

I am so excited to be joining ‘Paul Whitehouse and Friends’, All Star Comedy Gala in aid of Pact on March 30th at the legendary London Palladium 👏

Pact is a leading national charity providing vital support to people and families at every stage of the criminal justice process - helping to keep families strong, supporting children with a parent in prison and change lives for the better.

I will be joining stars of stage & screen: Paul Whitehouse, Joe Lycett, Alfie Boe, Simon Day, Jocelyn Jee Esien, Charlie Higson, John Thomson, Arabella Weir & Mel Giedroyc for a night to remember 👏

Tickets are selling fast so book now to avoid disappointment: https://t.co/seLd2GcdNE

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

@KlassicalKat_88 Surely this is plagiarism? Everyone knows it was Odyssey who wrote The Homer. @ArmandDAngour

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

The 2026 World Cup shouldn’t be played in a country whose president just posted that it’s a “great honor” to kill Iranians.

Move every match to Canada and Mexico. Or every nation should withdraw.

The FIFA Peace Prize recipient is now bragging about genocide. Read that again.

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

@trentbartonland Thank you. That’s very helpful. Last week was the same although buses were definitely late - probably because of the Forest match.

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

@trentbartonland Are there buses to and from Keyworth today (1st March)? For the second Sunday running, the Hugo app has nothing to show. Sunday seems to take you by surprise and yet again our plans have been spoiled.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @SuellaBraverman fan club - so let me be clear.

This women sows hate, lies and division. She is wrong.

She does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

I nearly reached out to an old friend today, but then I remembered I’m English so I got in touch instead. #unwelcomeamericanexpressions

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

@David__Osland And ennobled Nicolae Ceaușescu

[No1tingham @No1tingham]

#MISSING: Angel, 16.
Police are concerned for her safety & urgently want to hear from anyone who has seen her.
Angel was last seen in the Clifton area of #Nottingham at around 3.30pm on Tues 10/02/26.
If you've seen Angel or know her whereabouts, please call #Notts Police on 101.

[Rob Deering @DeeringRob]

Why does Farage get a pass? Seriously, why aren’t the press all over him for everything? He’s in the Epstein Files, he broke the ministerial code, the stuff he got up to at school would have brought anyone else down… Why does this honking, frog-faced arse get a pass?

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

You'll want to be sitting down for this bit.

Water companies are currently £82.7 billion in debt, have paid themselves £85 billion in dividends, leak over a trillion of litres of water per year, dump sewage for almost 4 million hours per year, have been convicted of over 1,200 criminal acts since 1989 and an average of 35% of your bill goes on nothing but paying more interest and yet more dividends.

And not a single company has ever lost their operating licence. 👇

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

We found evidence that you took £100k in furlough the year you made £7m profit.

And were a director of Digme Fitness with Mrs Sunak hoovering up £600K in grants before closing the company owing VAT you had taken from customers & tax and NICs you had taken from employees.

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

Something very sinister is happening in the UK:

25% of voters believe people crossing in small boats are the largest share of migrants

Truth: 2%

44% think refugees/asylum seekers are the majority of migrants

Truth: 16%

48% believe most migrants here are “illegal”

Truth: 4%.

[Rob Canton @RobCanton1]

Bored of peace? Send for Trump.