Rob Foster

Abscond the ennui

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Nobody handles the hosts of Fox News quite like Pete Buttigieg. He is so damned good at this. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@maddenifico Why does almost no one get pissed off by the rampant theft of other users’ content?!? It is very rare, in my media feeds, to see original content posted by the creator. @maddenifico, you could have at LEAST included his TikTok handle and given credit. Or maybe you’re just a bot..

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Lighten up, weirdo. @realDonaldTrump

[That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco]

Goddamn. 🔥

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

Hey @ricardotravel, I bought this suitcase only last year. I have another Ricardo which is over 10 years old and is in better shape. Very disappointing drop in quality.

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

Hey @lululemon, for $100 your shorts should last more than a few hours. This is literally my first time wearing them and I did nothing more than go to a market with my family. I bought them as an investment ($100!?!?!!!) and I am utterly disappointed. Please see the picture.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Listen up, friends. I’ve lived a long time in this country. I’ve experienced a lot. And I know, and have a deep sense, when things are beginning to spiral.

We are at that point. We’ve been approaching it for some time, but the warning signs were in smaller, discrete pieces. /1

[Sleeping Giants @slpng_giants]

The craziest thing about Lou Dobbs being canned by Fox News is that Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro are saying virtually the same batshit stuff as Dobbs nearly every single night.

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@ShopandShip, after all these years of customer complaints and issues, you STILL haven't updated/changed the NY delivery address on your site. The biggest retailer in the world doesn't recognize your address?!? Pls respond to DM

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Donald Trump will forever be known as an impeached, one term president.

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Are any cops planning to publicly renounce police brutality or do only Muslims have to do that after every terrorist attack?

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@bethcgreene whoa. Thanks Beth!! :) I definitely should have gotten it up a day earlier, huh? 😜

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@touristcol you know that last emoji there looks as much like a bikini top as a pair of sunglasses right? 😂😂😘

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@touristcol, watch this: https://t.co/WfW7hrDP6X

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@touristcol ima die

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

@touristcol I'm jealous

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

When one taxi ride costs between 5-7 Bahraini dinar (about US $15-21) on average, but renting a car is BD10/day, it's really a no-brainer.

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

Alas: our good, flat Earth is but 6,000 years old after all! But we love science, swear. #MoreGlobeEndorsements

[Rob Foster @robcsfoster]

Embrace detachment; hate to love; expose the naked; kill the dead; defibrillate the living #MoreGlobeEndorsements