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Hofstadter's Law - The amount of time it will take to finish a task is always longer than expected, even if you account for Hofstadter's Law. #projectmanagement

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@HustleBitch_ @Jebus I snuck all kinds of stuff past the school district IT team as a teenager 🤣 of course kids are still getting around, there are too many exposure vectors.

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@theUMreal done

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@trendradar_app @naiivememe @BBZIOT It’s been nothing but fake outs since going off the gold standard. Maybe longer. Enjoy the comfort while it lasts, historically you only get out of these situations with calamitous war.

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Today is probably a great day to file outrageous medical claims.

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@helloproducts my daughter wanted to share this with you

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The @NFL is so much more fun to watch when teams are going for it in fourth down. Keep it up! #goforit

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Good project management is a lot like good plumbing.

No one is ever happy to have good plumbing. They expect it. It is taken for granted. Even sometimes looked down on.

Yet when something breaks, it’s suddenly the most important thing in the house and must be addressed.

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So now that we are using @X is it a tweet or is it an ecks? Am I ecking? Am I exing? Are we all exes?

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@balajis What should we do about this stuff? I can’t stop any of it. I can’t fix it. Is it just buy Bitcoin and hold? Move out of the USA? Genuinely curious, I’m not sure what to do about any of this.

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@KnowMasculine Infidelity is the most common cited reason iirc.

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@AiBreakfast What good is a lifelike me when I already have a real life me? Lol I guess I could have a lifelike but optimized version of myself?

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@finer9 Mad Wreck It Ralph vibes going on

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@clownworld

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@clownworld I visited a few weeks ago, and it was crazy in the stores. All like this.

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@fesshole Oh, that is very really cheating. What an awful human.

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@CoachHeath_ I work in software, mobile apps, games.

My kids know they’re not getting smartphones until they are mature and skilled enough to live on their own.

I’m too close to it all. I know too much. And I don’t even work on social media apps myself. Protect your kids.

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@IAmOscarAdrian There is no end, so keep doing the most important stuff - particularly fitness. Death is the end, so you can be in pain and getting stronger, or in pain and getting weaker. Those are the only options.

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@FreeYourFam Homeschooled them.

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Every. Single. Time. I set up a blockchain or crypto app, I want to put my head through a wall.

For all the money in this space, the fact that onboarding is so consistently a nightmare puts a massive user acquisition ceiling on your product.

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@pripyatbeast @NightdiveStudio @atari Read about this. Congrats dude. Keep killing it!